Isolated Blurt Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

Wallowing in apathy.

It's not very exciting there but at least the rates are reasonable. I really only recomend it if you've had a frontal lobotmy recently.

Wallowing?



I hope vella doesn't hear you say that!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Wallowing?



I hope vella doesn't hear you say that!

I'm a professional wallower, it's what I do best. Just ask my boss.

I'm pretty sure that if she doesn't alreadty know you'll tell her.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm a professional wallower, it's what I do best. Just ask my boss.

I'm pretty sure that if she doesn't alreadty know you'll tell her.

I don't need to tell her anything.
She is all seeing and all knowing.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I don't need to tell her anything.
She is all seeing and all knowing.

That's what I figured.

Vella the Omnipotent.

 

[rgraham666]

That dating site was a really bad idea.

 

[entitled]

That dating site was a really bad idea.

Mer??

 

[carsonshepherd]

*unrelated*

Q: Do I look bloated?
A: No, you're just fat.

 

[togitc]

And now for something slightly off-key

The words they ain't there
I sit and sit, just to stare
It makes my want to pull out my hair
Them words they just ain't there

I hit the keys quick
With a click and a click
The words don't stick
I hit the key real fucking quick

Midnight is my greatest inspiration
My thoughts turn to the horizon
Now I just gotta get some pants on
Midnight sucks as my greatest inspiration

 

[Samandiriel]

(blurting) I quote

My son just handed me a beautiful crocus. I love purple.
It makes me think warmer thoughts.
He's ten years old, my son, he brings me flowers and puts them in jars or cups of water.
I yelled at him before, but he still thought of me enough to give me this wonderful gift.
I want to see the world through his eyes.
I want to run around like an airplane wiith arms outstretched and the wind in my face.
I can't wait until the ice cream man comes around again.
I want to be ten.

You're the bestest.

 

[togitc]

Writing isn't a hobby. Hobbies are fun, hobbies take stress away. I get fucking stressed from writing. If I can't finish a chapter or start a new one, I run myself ragged thinking and re-writing. How the fuck is that a hobby?

Poetry isn't hard. Getting over yourself to write it is.

 

[yui]

I do u

and I may never say it.

Forgive me?

 

[Belegon]

Yep. Tho I don't think I'm worth $575 a month.

a month? I'd be suspicious...an hour? Seems fair...

 

[Belegon]

What does it say about me that I keep wanting to pretend Lucky's flogger is a baseball bat?

 

[Samandiriel]

What does it say about me that I keep wanting to pretend Lucky's flogger is a baseball bat?

You see a baseball bat and not tits?
Take thee to a hospital....NOW!

 

[Belegon]

You see a baseball bat and not tits?
Take thee to a hospital....NOW!

I see the tits silly...they're slightly hard to miss...

was more wondering if it meant I had a fantasy of making out with Lucky in the dugout or something...*sigh* sadly, there's an equipment problem with that...

 

[Samandiriel]

I see the tits silly...they're slightly hard to miss...

was more wondering if it meant I had a fantasy of making out with Lucky in the dugout or something...*sigh* sadly, there's an equipment problem with that...

One ball too many.

 

[Belegon]

One ball too many.

Bingo

 

[Samandiriel]

Bingo

That has lots of balls too.

 

[Belegon]

That has lots of balls too.

mine don't have little numbers painted on them...at least not yet. Let's not give anyone ideas

 

[Samandiriel]

mine don't have little numbers painted on them...at least not yet. Let's not give anyone ideas

Don't get drunk and pass out around vella...just a warning.

 

[Belegon]

Don't get drunk and pass out around vella...just a warning.

not likely...haven't heard about me tending bar yet? How did we let that slide by?

at the risk of sounding arrogant, I'm more likely to be still awake and stepping over passed out bodies while tidying up...it's one reason they elected me President of the frat ya know....

 

[Samandiriel]

not likely...haven't heard about me tending bar yet? How did we let that slide by?

at the risk of sounding arrogant, I'm more likely to be still awake and stepping over passed out bodies while tidying up...it's one reason they elected me President of the frat ya know....

I didn't know you had a wooden leg???

 

[Belegon]

I didn't know you had a wooden leg???

named Smith....

 

[Samandiriel]

named Smith....

Sounds like an alias to me.

 

[Belegon]

Sounds like an alias to me.

I might need one of those after March...