Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

I am now addicted to computer Mah Jong.

 

[rgraham666]

Sigh.

 

[impressive]

Sigh.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sigh.

Big Abs hug and I'll sit on your lap while you smoke your pipe and whisper why I love you.

 

[Porn_n_Poetry]

The butterflies make me nauseous
I'm late everywhere I go because I want to talk to you for just a minute more
I spend every waking, and most sleeping moments thinking about only you
But I cannot have you

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Why do I only want the things I so blindly gave up and now cannot have?!

I should really go live in a cave.

 

[Guest]

The butterflies make me nauseous
I'm late everywhere I go because I want to talk to you for just a minute more
I spend every waking, and most sleeping moments thinking about only you
But I cannot have you

But you can have me?

 

[minsue]

Pig! She called me a pig?!?

Harrumph

Somebody doesn't want to get laid tonight....

 

[zeb1094]

I am so tired! Tired of this and tired of that! Just plain ole tired!

CRAP!

Ok, I feel better now!

 

[Charmed34]

Do you ever feel that your in the right church wrong pew??? thats the kind of day Ive had

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Pig! She called me a pig?!?

Harrumph

Somebody doesn't want to get laid tonight....

Is that the un-magic word?

 

[entitled]

Hoo-fucking-rah!

 

[togitc]

love this.

I'm a poet when I'm tired.

 

[togitc]

Tick
In my mind the world is gray
Tock
The clouds always rain
Tick
Rays of light rarely break through
Tock
I love it
Tick
Raindrops cleanse the broken parts of my soul
Tock
A baptism of silver


I'm off to bed.

 

[Aurora Black]

Tick
In my mind the world is gray
Tock
The clouds always rain
Tick
Rays of light rarely break through
Tock
I love it
Tick
Raindrops cleanse the broken parts of my soul
Tock
A baptism of silver


I'm off to bed.

That kicked ass.

*blurt*

It's weird to fuck with a green condom. Made me think of gangrene at first, but then we got into it and I didn't think at all.

 

[Guest]

enough is enough, ok?
i can take a hint
my karma must be really super bad. but im still going to be a good person. so this balance sheet is fucked ok? get it?
awesome, i knew we could come to some understanding.

 

[lil_elvis]

enough is enough, ok?
i can take a hint
my karma must be really super bad. but im still going to be a good person. so this balance sheet is fucked ok? get it?
awesome, i knew we could come to some understanding.

I'll balance your books anytime, baby.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Damn the head fell off of my vellaquinn...I'll use a coffee can.

 

[sophia jane]

One down. Now if I can just get my shit together to write the other.

 

[impressive]

It's weird to fuck with a green condom. Made me think of gangrene at first, but then we got into it and I didn't think at all.

I always thought that of the glow-in-the-dark variety. I mean ... WTF?

 

[Honey123]

Life does have a way of coming around and kicking you in the ass, doesn't it?

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[sophia jane]

Well. That was interesting.

Realtor came to show our house (it's a rental and owners have it listed as an investment property) and the guy who was looking at it made me get all excited. How sad is that!? All that eye contact was enough to give me ideas.

Like I obviously need to get out more.

 

[Guest]

Well. That was interesting.

Realtor came to show our house (it's a rental and owners have it listed as an investment property) and the guy who was looking at it made me get all excited. How sad is that!? All that eye contact was enough to give me ideas.

Like I obviously need to get out more.

Was there a Mrs. Househunter, or is he buying the place for himself?

 

[sophia jane]

Was there a Mrs. Househunter, or is he buying the place for himself?

Don't know! I think he had on a ring, but I never saw for sure. Damn it.