Weepingguitar
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entitled said:
Lol, I must go forth and find it ^_^
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Lol, I must go forth and find it ^_^
cloudy
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entitled said:
The first sentence of "Where the Wild Things Are," courtesy of the Swedish Chef:
Zee neeght Mex vure-a hees vulff sooeet und mede-a meeschieff ooff oone-a keend und unuzeer hees muzeer celled heem "VILD THING!" und Mex seeed, "I'LL IET YOOo UP!" su he-a ves sent tu bed veethuoot ieteeng unytheeng.
(The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another his mother called him "WILD THING!" and Max said, "I'LL EAT YOU UP!" so he was sent to bed without eating anything.)
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cloudy said:
Damn but that's hot
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Salvor-Hardon said:Damn but that's hot
just for you...the same sentence translated into "Hacker":
teh night maX0r w0r3 his Wolf suIt amnd made mischeif of ojne kind nad anotehr his mpoTher callefd him "w1ld thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ ' and m4X0r sais, 'i"ll eat ypou up!!!!!!111~~ sO hew as sent To bde wioht0t e4ting anythuing~~~~
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cloudy said:just for you...the same sentence translated into "Hacker":
teh night maX0r w0r3 his Wolf suIt amnd made mischeif of ojne kind nad anotehr his mpoTher callefd him "w1ld thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ ' and m4X0r sais, 'i"ll eat ypou up!!!!!!111~~ sO hew as sent To bde wioht0t e4ting anythuing~~~~
*Spurt*
Ok I have to go change now
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OhMissScarlett said:I have PMS and no one is safe from my wrath.
Excellent. I shall come and annoy you in hopes of a beating for it.
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You know how I miss you. Somewhere, somehow, you know.
Call me a fool. Call me a piker. Call me an ink-stained scribbler of the worst degree. Laugh at my thoughts, my pretensions, my words. Scorch the earth with a diatribe on the topic. Put your pen through my heart in a swift, sure stroke.
It would all be worth it. Just to see you the once. I swear.
That's what you are.
Call me a fool. Call me a piker. Call me an ink-stained scribbler of the worst degree. Laugh at my thoughts, my pretensions, my words. Scorch the earth with a diatribe on the topic. Put your pen through my heart in a swift, sure stroke.
It would all be worth it. Just to see you the once. I swear.
That's what you are.
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What a lerdo!
(Not directed at you, Shang)
(Not directed at you, Shang)
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rgraham666 said:
I couldn't possibly be offended; I have no idea what a lerdo is.
lilredjammies said:Lucky person.
It depends on how you look at it, I suppose. He's been dead for two hundred and sixty years. But how I love him.
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fieryjen said:EW!
There's stray maccaroni all over the sink, mixed with the dishes.
Will he ever learn?
ewwwwwwww ..*gross*
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fieryjen said:
I think I would have used the shop-vac to clean that up
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