Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

 

[cloudy]

Motherfucking phone company.

still no dsl.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Motherfucking phone company.

still no dsl.

Bastiges!!!!

 

[Harry Leg]

It is way too hot in this office.

Opposing counsel in one of our domestic cases is being a complete dink.

I'm feeling snubbed, rejected and utterly unwanted.

My body is completely sore thanks to my admittedly productive weekend.

I wanna go home, curl into a ball, and sleep until 2007.

*hugs and kisses*

Motherfucking phone company.

still no dsl.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's why I'm snubbed and rejected--I never did learn to play hard to get.

Will you teach me?

Bitch lessons start now...repeat after me.........

"What the hell are you looking at?" works best with a side glance.

Always appear bored, makes you more intriguing...swat people away like flys.

Make them prove they are worthy of being in your presence, not the other way around.

Say fuck like you mean it.

 

[Guest]

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It will be easier to just hide behind you, mmkay?

That works too.

Those that get too close get to feel me put my cigarette out in their face.

 

[Aurora Black]

That works too.

Those that get too close get to feel me put my cigarette out in their face.

Hahahahahaha! *falls out of chair*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hahahahahaha! *falls out of chair*

Hey, its my stalker....hi sweets.

 

[Aurora Black]

Hey, its my stalker....hi sweets.

*pulls off ski mask* Hey, Abs!

*switches to hockey mask & machete, resumes lurking*

Ha cha cha cha... ha cha cha cha...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*pulls off ski mask* Hey, Abs!

*switches to hockey mask & machete, resumes lurking*

Ha cha cha cha... ha cha cha cha...

Now thats my kinda stalker.

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Except for those of us hiding up close behind you?

But of course. I'm not a complete savage.

 

[Guest]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I you.

Do I get petted now?

*more puppy dog eyes*

OF course, come curl up in my lap....just watch out for ashes.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Bitch lessons start now...repeat after me.........

"What the hell are you looking at?" works best with a side glance.

Always appear bored, makes you more intriguing...swat people away like flys.

Make them prove they are worthy of being in your presence, not the other way around.

Say fuck like you mean it.

Sounds like I've been good to go since about third grade.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sounds like I've been good to go since about third grade.

I bet you made them pay to look up your skirt?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I bet you made them pay to look up your skirt?

Yeah, if you're gonna drop pennies to get a look up my skirt, I'm fucking keeping them.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yeah, if you're gonna drop pennies to get a look up my skirt, I'm fucking keeping them.

I You....even more than my avocado green luggage.

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I You....even more than my avocado green luggage.

I you more than my harvest gold mixer.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*twirls*

*points at new sig line*

*runs like hell*

PMSL!!!...........damn, the phone keeps ringing now...hmm?


Helloooooo?

What?


PISS OFF!....*slam*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I you more than my harvest gold mixer.

and you're chrome plated toaster?

 

[sophia jane]

Grade my goddamn essays already. For fuck's sake.