Isolated Blurt Thread

[Salvor-Hardon]

Afternoon, ya'll...

Can I get flirt too?

s ladies
^5 guys

Bash

^5 Bash

I'd be your wingman any day...... well unless the girl you were trying to pick up was with like 6'8" 400 lb person of indiscernible gender and sexual orientation.

In that case you are on your own.

 

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[bashfull]

^5 Bash

I'd be your wingman any day...... well unless the girl you were trying to pick up was with like 6'8" 400 lb person of indiscernible gender and sexual orientation.

In that case you are on your own.

But i'd need help since I wouldn't be able to breathe!

 

[bashfull]

*flutters eyelashes at Bash and Salvor*

hi

Howdy, darlin'.

 

[zeb1094]

flirt, flirt, flirt. Can I get in on this too?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*flutters eyelashes at Bash and Salvor*

hi

Hi red......

*big grin thinking of Sebastian the crab telling her "you got to bat your eyes, like this"*

 

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[ABSTRUSE]

Yes...come here little mouse friend....look at the island of delicious peanut butter in the center of the nice white sheet of carboard.
Can you smell the roasted nuttiness? You know you want it...don't you.

No..no...it's not a trap, it's a treat just for you....come and get it Mickey.

Ignore the madwoman sitting at the desk....mmmmm peanuts...drool.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Yes...come here little mouse friend....look at the island of delicious peanut butter in the center of the nice white sheet of carboard.
Can you smell the roasted nuttiness? You know you want it...don't you.

No..no...it's not a trap, it's a treat just for you....come and get it Mickey.

Ignore the madwoman sitting at the desk....mmmmm peanuts...drool.

Awwwww Abs, you left peanut treats for the mousey! How sweet!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Awwwww Abs, you left peanut treats for the mousey! How sweet!

Little bastard is fucking with my mind....I'll have the last laugh yet!!!
Mwahahahahahahaahahaaaaa!

 

[zeb1094]

Little bastard is fucking with my mind....I'll have the last laugh yet!!!
Mwahahahahahahaahahaaaaa!

So now that you're done with the mouse, are we going to see a Thumb story from you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So now that you're done with the mouse, are we going to see a Thumb story from you?

di...you...say....somethi....breakin....up....agai....krccckkkkk.

 

[impressive]

Makin' logo's yummy soup tonight!

 

[zeb1094]

di...you...say....somethi....breakin....up....agai....krccckkkkk.

So I guess the answer is no? Yes, but late? Yeah, yeah, when I get around to it?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

So I guess the answer is no? Yes, but late? Yeah, yeah, when I get around to it?

I uh....was in....uh...Africa...yea, Africa...doing research and I got..uh....beri beri...and I turned blue and had to be in the hospital in Zimbabwe and the phone lines were eaten by lions so I couldn't get in touch with the states until now and when I got home...um...my computer was being used by a rouge pack of porcupines and I got sticked.
Ow.

 

[zeb1094]

I uh....was in....uh...Africa...yea, Africa...doing research and I got..uh....beri beri...and I turned blue and had to be in the hospital in Zimbabwe and the phone lines were eaten by lions so I couldn't get in touch with the states until now and when I got home...um...my computer was being used by a rouge pack of porcupines and I got sticked.
Ow.

You know, when I was a cop, I heard that exact same story from a lady that hadn't gotten her drivers license renewed on time. Could that have been you?

So you see, I have heard them all!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You know, when I was a cop, I heard that exact same story from a lady that hadn't gotten her drivers license renewed on time. Could that have been you?

So you see, I have heard them all!

That was my mom...Mrs. Abstruse. She taught me all I know.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I uh....was in....uh...Africa...yea, Africa...doing research and I got..uh....beri beri...and I turned blue and had to be in the hospital in Zimbabwe and the phone lines were eaten by lions so I couldn't get in touch with the states until now and when I got home...um...my computer was being used by a rouge pack of porcupines and I got sticked.
Ow.

Damn, what a coincidence!!!!! What are the odds?

 

[zeb1094]

That was my mom...Mrs. Abstruse. She taught me all I know.

Ok Miss Abstruse, up against the wall. I'm taken you in on a violation of PC 1132 - failure to submit a story in you own challenge. Spread 'em.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ok Miss Abstruse, up against the wall. I'm taken you in on a violation of PC 1132 - failure to submit a story in you own challenge. Spread 'em.

You'll never take me alive PIG......*runs away*

 

[zeb1094]

You'll never take me alive PIG......*runs away*

*fires Tazer* *hit's Abs in the back* *Abs falls to the ground and flops around like a fish out of water*

Wanna bet?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*fires Tazer* *hit's Abs in the back* *Abs falls to the ground and flops around like a fish out of water*

Wanna bet?

Abs...now fully recharged grows to mammoth proportions and invades Tokyo after squishing Zeb.

 

[zeb1094]

Abs...now fully recharged grows to mammoth proportions and invades Tokyo after squishing Zeb.

There you go, you got your thumb story! LOL!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

There you go, you got your thumb story! LOL!

PMSL!!!

 

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