Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

damn time zones, ruining all my fun.

 

[carsonshepherd]

damn time zones, ruining all my fun.

Damn the whole planet for not being on Central time!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Damn the whole planet for not being on Central time!

People in Europe need sleep. Who knew?
*hums Livin' On Tulsa Time*

 

[carsonshepherd]

People in Europe need sleep. Who knew?
*hums Livin' On Tulsa Time*

eh, screw 'em and their sleep...

 

[SlickTony]

I knew it was an ear.

So pig ears give dogs gas. Who knew?

Lizards give cats gas. They also make them crosseyed.

 

[Aurora Black]

I hate cliques. Even more, I hate snobby people in said cliques. Long live individuality.

 

[entitled]

Pop already!

 

[McKenna]

I'm going skiing tomorrow!

 

[zeb1094]

I'm going skiing tomorrow! :nana;

Stay out of the Trees!

 

[McKenna]

Stay out of the Trees!

I do my best. I may not ski so great, but I can fall spectacularly!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I do my best. I may not ski so great, but I can fall spectacularly!

Are there pictures?

 

[McKenna]

Are there pictures?

Um, no. Just imagine a woman dressed up as the Michelin Man falling ass-over-teakettle down the mountain. That should about do it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Um, no. Just imagine a woman dressed up as the Michelin Man falling ass-over-teakettle down the mountain. That should about do it.

Okay, that made me smirk.

 

[Honey123]

I hate cliques. Even more, I hate snobby people in said cliques. Long live individuality.

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[Salvor-Hardon]

I smiled and winked at a woman on the interstate today. She grinned and almost blushed.

If I had a cooler car and wasn't wearing my elmer fudd jacket, I wonder if I could have made her climax?

 

[English Lady]

I smiled and winked at a woman on the interstate today. She grinned and almost blushed.

If I had a cooler car and wasn't wearing my elmer fudd jacket, I wonder if I could have made her climax?

Let's set it up and see

 

[cndallas]

I just hope she's ok.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I smiled and winked at a woman on the interstate today. She grinned and almost blushed.

If I had a cooler car and wasn't wearing my elmer fudd jacket, I wonder if I could have made her climax?

Elmer Fudd jacket, LMAO! "My name is Salvor J. Hardon, I own a mansion and a yacht."

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

Nobody ever flirts with me anymore.

Would you like me to flirt with you?

 

[Guest]

 

[Honey123]

Actually, I would like someone with dangly bits to flirt with me, but you are welcome to offer pats and pity and sympathy hugs.

*pats...poor ting... {{hugs}}

*Just a word of advice...don't go with just "bits" make sure it really big enough width and length to satisfy...*

 

[entitled]

Yes, we have no
We have no today!

 

[bashfull]

Afternoon, ya'll...

Can I get flirt too?

s ladies
^5 guys

Bash