Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Tell me you're making that up???

No, I'm not.

Why do you think I pulled all PC and voting from my poems? And I stopped submitting poems to Lit more than a year and a half ago.

Some of us take ourselves WAY too seriously.


Edited to add - apparently a true poet must suffer for their art? I guess?

 

[Samandiriel]

No, I'm not.

Why do you think I pulled all PC and voting from my poems? And I stopped submitting poems to Lit more than a year and a half ago.

Some of us take ourselves WAY too seriously.


Edited to add - apparently a true poet must suffer for their art? I guess?

That is just so wrong. You can send me poems, I'm sure I'll love each and every one because I know what it takes to write one.
someone made a comment on one of mine...in the poetry forum and I wrote back..."I didn't write it for you."

Criticism should be constructive and honest, not an attack on anyone.

 

[sophia jane]

Budget billing just saved me $40 on my electric bill!

(which is good cuz we need to eat)

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Crap.....

Most of my smut in poem form rhymes....

Some of it gets an H

damn I'm doing it all wrong

Even if you don't get an H
and your poems don't rhyme
you're still a smut writer
AND
I am told by the so-called "serious poets"
that they are concerned with more important things
than how many ejaculations we can write per page.

 

[rgraham666]

Who gives a shit what the 'experts' think?

And.

Thank God! They've finally shut their chain saws down for the day.

 

[impressive]

Edited to add: I don't go there no mo. If I wish to deal with petulant, arrogant and childish behavior I'll hang out with teens at the mall, thank you very much.

Heh.

Get 'em published. It's the ultimate comeback.

 

[Samandiriel]

Even if you don't get an H
and your poems don't rhyme
you're still a smut writer
AND
I am told by the so-called "serious poets"
that they are concerned with more important things
than how many ejaculations we can write per page.

And those important things would be???? what??? a cure for cancer? solving world peace? thinking of something to rhyme with orange?

 

[impressive]

Tee hee. I love it when they make fun of the covers on this blog:

http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php

(I'm also praying they don't completely TRASH my book when they review it!)

 

[Samandiriel]

Tee hee. I love it when they make fun of the covers on this blog:

http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php

(I'm also praying they don't completely TRASH my book when they review it!)

Fabulous!!!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

And those important things would be???? what??? a cure for cancer? solving world peace? thinking of something to rhyme with orange?

Mwahaha. Yeah, I never did stick around to find out.

[Rant]
I just so happen to be very serious about my poetry and only dabbling in smut. My only disadvantage is that I'm not a pretentious fucking fucker. I'm sorry, but I don't want to be the poet equivliant to that artist that saves all her tampons and catalogs them by date and time. [/Rant]

Okay, I'm never going to look at another thread over there again. This time I mean it.

 

[impressive]

Okay, I'm never going to look at another thread over there again. This time I mean it.

I had to go look to find out what was causing it to spill over into the AH.

Same old smack down.

 

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm an auntie again!

That's wonderful, Jammies! Congrats on the new baby!

 

[Guest]

Even if you don't get an H
and your poems don't rhyme
you're still a smut writer
AND
I am told by the so-called "serious poets"
that they are concerned with more important things
than how many ejaculations we can write per page.

This is profound.

What if you write quality poetry with many ejaculations per page? Will that be considered important?

Not that I, um, have actually done that, or anything.

 

[Guest]

Tee hee. I love it when they make fun of the covers on this blog:

http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php

(I'm also praying they don't completely TRASH my book when they review it!)

Oh my - my side hurts.

Funny!

 

[Guest]

I'm an auntie again!

Congratulations!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This is profound.

What if you write quality poetry with many ejaculations per page? Will that be considered important?

Not that I, um, have actually done that, or anything.

It will be considered important by me! Does that count?

 

[Guest]

It will be considered important by me! Does that count?

Most definitely.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm an auntie again!

Congrats Jammies.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ugh.

 

[Guest]

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I don't necessarily want my dogs to smell like flowers & fruit, but it would be nice not to get gassed out of my study after they've had pig ears...

Why is this sentence cofusing for me?

 

[zeb1094]

Why is this sentence cofusing for me?

You must not own a dog?

 

[rgraham666]

I haven't been into a single political thread today.

And do I feel good about that!