Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

I you.

Yay!

 

[BlackShanglan]

no its just tuesday

Lord, how I love that book.

(http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/03...103-3283231-2595042?n=507846&s=books&v=glance)

 

[BlackShanglan]

There's something special and pleasant, oddly personal and shyly appealing, to adding a member to the club.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Why is it that some people are like my mom and they know exactly when something's wrong with me even when I try to lie?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Why is it that some people are like my mom and they know exactly when something's wrong with me even when I try to lie?

Um, because you're terrible at hiding things.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Um, because you're terrible at hiding things.

Occasionally I can pull one over on stupid people, though.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Occasionally I can pull one over on stupid people, though.

Mwahaha. Like the time with the Metallica tickets.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Mwahaha. Like the time with the Metallica tickets.

*snicker*

 

[Harry Leg]

I would never want to be a member of a club that would have someone like me as a member....but in this instance, I've happily made an exception.

special thanks to groucho marx

 

[BlackShanglan]

I would never want to be a member of a club that would have someone like me as a member....but in this instance, I've happily made an exception.

special thanks to groucho marx

I've always loved that comment of his.

 

[Guest]

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Totally Unrelated Isolated Blurt of a Blurt:

Homosexuality

 

[Belegon]

Mwahaha. Like the time with the Metallica tickets.

I saw them open for Ozzy once...

 

[McKenna]

I know logically it can't possibly be true, but I believe it anyway: Mini M & M's taste better that the regular M & M's.

 

[Guest]

Fools, begone! Let me discover the secret within for myself!!!!

 

[impressive]

.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I know logically it can't possibly be true, but I believe it anyway: Mini M & M's taste better that the regular M & M's.

I shall take this knowledge and hold it tight against me enabling me to venture forth out into the world a wiser person.

I'm actually writing and it's making some sense today.

 

[zeb1094]

Why do I feel that everyone but me is stupid this morning?

 

[entitled]

Balls.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Holy fucking shit....just woke up from my harmless little nap...wrong I woke up and yelled out because I had a damn night/daymare! I haven't had one in a long time....freaked me out.

 

[entitled]

Holy fucking shit....just woke up from my harmless little nap...wrong I woke up and yelled out because I had a damn night/daymare! I haven't had one in a long time....freaked me out.

Now go back to sleep. i was enjoying the rest.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Now go back to sleep. i was enjoying the rest.

No way!!!

 

[Weepingguitar]

Holy fucking shit....just woke up from my harmless little nap...wrong I woke up and yelled out because I had a damn night/daymare! I haven't had one in a long time....freaked me out.

Was is Wallace Shawn as a deranged midget stealing your computer?

 

[entitled]

No way!!!

Come babysit so i can go back to sleep?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Was is Wallace Shawn as a deranged midget stealing your computer?

No it was this....

http://www.clipartreview.com/_gallery/_LG/946035.jpg

I was catching snakes that were loose in my house and I came across one, he was a deep rust color but the mark on his hood was white and I knew there was something wrong...he extended his hood and I yelled to my family there was a cobra in the house and when I did he rose to strike....I was wearing my heavy soled work boots and he bit the bottom....then he started heading toward my family but changed into the form of a young boy...he had red eyes....I yelled for them to watch out and he came back at me....I threw something at him to scare him off but he kept coming ....I knew he would strike again so I raise my boot and he side stepped and bit me....then I yelled and woke up.....freaky.