Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

I try and compliment her everyday and never get money from anyone...man, I really am dumb...

we have a collection just for this sort of thing.
youre not dumb, you just havent asked the right questions.

 

[Guest]

I think you're lying Pinocchio.

damnit
now you'll want to sit on my face while i lie.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

damnit
now you'll want to sit on my face while i lie.

Actually I want to smother you and make sure you die with a smile on your face.

 

[Honey123]

PSE&G Guy is coming......UGH!

Later! 's

 

[Guest]

Actually I want to smother you and make sure you die with a smile on your face.

touche
pussy cat


mutual pleasure in that huh?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

touche
pussy cat


mutual pleasure in that huh?

I wasn't being selfish, I just wanted to know what was in it for me.

ps...I'm out of Vagistick and my lips are chapped.

 

[Guest]

I wasn't being selfish, I just wanted to know what was in it for me.

ps...I'm out of Vagistick and my lips are chapped.

DUH...Ky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

DUH...Ky

What the fuck does Kentucky have to do with it???

 

[zeb1094]

What the fuck does Kentucky have to do with it???

ROTFLMAO!

 

[Guest]

What the fuck does Kentucky have to do with it???

im not really sure, actually, but they do have some awesome blue grass.
youve confused me, bitch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

im not really sure, actually, but they do have some awesome blue grass.
youve confused me, bitch.

Do you think if the animals in Kentucky eat that grass that they pee green?

it doesn't take much to confuse you.

 

[zeb1094]

Do you think if the animals in Kentucky eat that grass that they pee green?

it doesn't take much to confuse you.

Why would they pee green the grass is blue?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why would they pee green the grass is blue?

Duh, yellow and blue make green....secondary color chart....jeez.

 

[zeb1094]

Duh, yellow and blue make green....secondary color chart....jeez.

It only yellow if you eat something green! Biochemical breakdown causes the color photons to seperate into their primary factoids with relationships to the secondary factoids in the excited state of evolutionary randomness!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It only yellow if you eat something green! Biochemical breakdown causes the color photons to seperate into their primary factoids with relationships to the secondary factoids in the excited state of evolutionary randomness!

Nerd.

 

[zeb1094]

Nerd.

I prefer geek, please, thank you!

Bitch!

 

[Guest]

I prefer geek, please, thank you!

Bitch!

i bow to you
(_|_)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I prefer geek, please, thank you!

Bitch!

Geek.


Unrelated blurt: stupid ass, why didn't you take the shot when the doctor asked if you wanted one, now you're hurting...go sit with the heating pad on moron.

 

[zeb1094]

Geek.


Unrelated blurt: stupid ass, why didn't you take the shot when the doctor asked if you wanted one, now you're hurting...go sit with the heating pad on moron.

Thank you.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i bow to you
(_|_)

Crack whore.

 

[zeb1094]

i bow to you
(_|_)

Uh, you need to bend just a little further...

like this ( ! )

 

[Guest]

Crack whore.

crack kills

Uh, you need to bend just a little further...

like this ( ! )
____________

i think i need a hip replacement first

 

[zeb1094]

crack kills



i think i need a hip replacement first

This will also due

 

[Guest]

This will also due

see? its the simple things in life.
i stand before you in awe.
*quick before my thighs give way*

 

[garbage can]

What the fuck....over