Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

Shitty. i forgot to eat today.

 

[Guest]

Shitty. i forgot to eat today.

no offense...
but i hate skinny people
*sigh*
i ate enough for three of you today

 

[entitled]

no offense...
but i hate skinny people
*sigh*
i ate enough for three of you today

Oh good. That means i don't have to worry about it.
And don't blame me for being skinny... my metabolic rate is so high it SCARES the doctors.

 

[Guest]

Oh good. That means i don't have to worry about it.
And don't blame me for being skinny... my metabolic rate is so high it SCARES the doctors.

i dont have one so im afraid i cant commiserate
but ill try to understand.

 

[entitled]

i dont have one so im afraid i cant commiserate
but ill try to understand.

Works for me.
Now order me a pizza.

 

[Guest]

Works for me.
Now order me a pizza.

show me da money!


you almost had me at hello

 

[entitled]

show me da money!


you almost had me at hello

You ever feel like nobody was listening to you?

Get one from the freezer?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Please
go
back
to
work
!!!!

 

[entitled]

Please
go
back
to
work
!!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I need booze and sex now please. kthnx.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*cries*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I need booze and sex now please. kthnx.

You're welcome to my booze and uninterested in my sex.
Can we expect a visit anyway?
The eldest has plenty of twink bi-curious college boy friends...
I could work on it.

 

[amaranthus]

CARSON!!! I've been told to give you huge hugs! I'm Vella and Lucky's kid.

 

[entitled]

*cries*

Gee. Thanks.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Gee. Thanks.

I wasn't crying from your kisses, I was crying because of the day I've had.

Hold me?

 

[carsonshepherd]

CARSON!!! I've been told to give you huge hugs! I'm Vella and Lucky's kid.

Hugs back.

 

[entitled]

I wasn't crying from your kisses, I was crying because of the day I've had.

Hold me?

That i can do.
*squeezes tight, holds close*

PM open if wanted, or whatever.

 

[carsonshepherd]

*snuggle*

 

[amaranthus]

Hugs back.

Yay!!!!

 

[entitled]

*snuggle*

*pets*

 

[Guest]

Hugs back.

All these chicks huggin on yas
you're loved, mr. man.

 

[amaranthus]

All these chicks huggin on yas
you're loved, mr. man.

Yes, yes we love our friends!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Well, since I can't get any hot man action, I guess it'll do for now

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Well, since I can't get any hot man action, I guess it'll do for now

Hey, I offered (above) and you just took to snuggling ent.

So don't say I didn't try.

& *hug*

AND I posted in your porn thread.

 

[amaranthus]

Well, since I can't get any hot man action, I guess it'll do for now

I have about 50 or so hot guy friends I could hook you up with. And they're all MUSIC and ART majors. So...I'll let you fill in the blanks. Let's just say...I'm not the one getting action when there's a room full of them together.