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impressive said:
Oh, that HURTS! I told my rug rats that I would be shoving any errant Lego up their butts. Haven't stepped on one since.
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I turn on the vacuum and stand there grinning. :D
 
zeb1094 said:
Anything left on the floor! Don't yours? ;)
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No she sits on the couch and either bites herself or growls if you tell her to move. She's spoiled.
I bet the iguana would eat them.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
No she sits on the couch and either bites herself or growls if you tell her to move. She's spoiled.
I bet the iguana would eat them.
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There you go, plastic iguana pooh! Oh yeah!
 
zeb1094 said:
There you go, plastic iguana pooh! Oh yeah!
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That thing craps like a vulture! but I loves him. We cleaned his tank the other day and he sat nestled up to me and I hummed to him, he fell asleep...we were like the Madonna and child, only in an Aadams family sort of way.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
That thing craps like a vulture! but I loves him. We cleaned his tank the other day and he sat nestled up to me and I hummed to him, he fell asleep...we were like the Madonna and child, only in an Aadams family sort of way.
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Cool, you want a turtle to keep him company when you can't sing to him?
 
zeb1094 said:
Cool, you want a turtle to keep him company when you can't sing to him?
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I have a turtle and a tortoise, three garter snakes, a mess of gold fish and two doves as well. No thanks.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I have a turtle and a tortoise, three garter snakes, a mess of gold fish and two doves as well. No thanks.
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Ok, but you missing out on one smart turtle, African Sideneck!
 
zeb1094 said:
Ok, but you missing out on one smart turtle, African Sideneck!
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if you turn his shell 90 degrees he wont be a sideneck anymore

(either a frontneck or rearneck .. depending on whether you turn counter clockwise or clockwise)
 
~photoguy~ said:
if you turn his shell 90 degrees he wont be a sideneck anymore

(either a frontneck or rearneck .. depending on whether you turn counter clockwise or clockwise)
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He'll still try and bite your finger off you don't keep it out of the way! Little bastard! ;)
 
logophile said:
Oh right.
I'm getting things mixed up again. So sorry.
So, did she give your watch back, then?
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It's okay, you're mixed up to begin with but we still want to pet you.

No she didn't and its a very sentimental watch to me. Guess I'll have to track her down and stand outside her house shaking my fist and muttering obscenities.
 
entitled said:
Just don't wiggle anything else at him.
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He goes after fingers! Won't eat the goldfish in the tank with him like he is supposed too. Just fingers and turtle food sticks! And the goldfish just keep getting bigger and bigger.
 
Samandiriel said:
It's okay, you're mixed up to begin with but we still want to pet you.

No she didn't and its a very sentimental watch to me. Guess I'll have to track her down and stand outside her house shaking my fist and muttering obscenities.
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Try the whole "hold the boom box playing Peter Gabriel up over your head" instead. It's much more effective.

You want to pet me? Is that a good thing?
 
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