Isolated Blurt Thread

[zeb1094]

Why is it when you walk down the isle at the store everyone is walking on the wrong side of the road and expects you to get out of their way!

 

[Guest]

Zeb's a sweetie.

 

[Guest]

I get really tired of people's "holier than thou" attitude.

 

[zeb1094]

Zeb's a sweetie.

Thank you.

Just returned from dinner and were attacked by the dogs. They acted so happy to see us until they had smelled our mouths to see what we had to eat. Bitches. (yes they are both female)

 

[entitled]

i missed my Bel stalking, but that's ok. i have homemade cheeeeeese soup instead.

 

[matriarch]

I don't want them to go home.
Trying to think of frantic plans for legal kidnapping.

 

[Belegon]

I don't want them to go home.
Trying to think of frantic plans for legal kidnapping.

I volunteer to work as muscle

 

[matriarch]

I volunteer to work as muscle

I'm sure that would go down well.
Current plan is to have the car breakdown on the freeway.

 

[zeb1094]

I'm sure that would go down well.
Current plan is to have the car breakdown on the freeway.

Why not have it break down in front off your house? Why wait until it's on the freeway?

 

[matriarch]

Why not have it break down in front off your house? Why wait until it's on the freeway?

Outside the house is too suspicious and too easy to go back indoors and call a cab. On the freeway is harder to get to the airport on time.

 

[entitled]

i want to be muscled!

*ahem*

Take off the radiator cap.

 

[zeb1094]

Outside the house is too suspicious and too easy to go back indoors and call a cab. On the freeway is harder to get to the airport on time.

Turn all the clocks back an hour! That always works.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I spent way too much money.

The good news is that we now have food.

 

[zeb1094]

Where else in the world could you have multiple running conversations about completely different thing often with the same person in all three?

Only on the AH.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Where else in the world could you have multiple running conversations about completely different thing often with the same person in all three?

Only on the AH.

And maybe Congress.

 

[Liar]

Signing off.

See ya tomorrow, perverts.

 

[zeb1094]

And maybe Congress.

No, too stupid. Congress, not you.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

No, too stupid. Congress, not you.

Hey, you never said anything about "intelligent" conversations.

 

[zeb1094]

Hey, you never said anything about "intelligent" conversations.

Sorry, I thought you knew that the only kind we have here is intelligent conversations.

*snort*

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Sorry, I thought you knew that the only kind we have here is intelligent conversations.

*snort*

Really? A lot has changed since I was last here then. It's my sworn duty to return the utter nonsense to AH.

 

[zeb1094]

Really? A lot has changed since I was last here then. It's my sworn duty to return the utter nonsense to AH.

Alright if you say so. *snort*

 

[BlackShanglan]

Really? A lot has changed since I was last here then. It's my sworn duty to return the utter nonsense to AH.

Thank goodness for that.

Unrelated:

Just a few more. Just a few.

Come on, old trooper. A few more gates and you're home free. At least until it all starts over again.

Somewhat related to the unrelated:

Please. By all means, utterly waste my time proving that you are both foolish and unscrupulous.

If you're going to be an idiot, could you at least speed the process of your demise along a little? Some of us have work to do.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey, if anyone sees my writer's voice, please return it to me. I seem to have lost it

 

[zeb1094]

It would appear I have the uncanny ability to halt all posting on a thread by just being here.

 

[CharleyH]

Thank goodness for that.

Unrelated:

Just a few more. Just a few.

Come on, old trooper. A few more gates and you're home free. At least until it all starts over again.

Somewhat related to the unrelated:

Please. By all means, utterly waste my time proving that you are both foolish and unscrupulous.

If you're going to be an idiot, could you at least speed the process of your demise along a little? Some of us have work to do.

I am a Shang junkie or groupie, dunno yet, so everything makes sense, even Alpacas (long time no see chica! Mucho besos y Feliz Navidad)