Isolated Blurt Thread

[Aurora Black]

Hungry Hungry Hippos!

Have I mentioned that hippos are among my favorite animals? I love those water games they play, and when they do that flippy thing with their ears...

 

[matriarch]

Have I mentioned that hippos are among my favorite animals? I love those water games they play, and when they do that flippy thing with their ears...

Min is referring to a small, hand-carve, wooden hippo, modelled in such a way that his back is curved, and you have to set him on the edge of a cupboard or table, so his head dips over. At that point he was settled on the side of the couch where she was sitting, and her hand fits over his back, not dissimilar to a computer mouse.

Which in itself, sounds even more confusing.....hippo.....mouse........I think I'll go back to bed.

 

[lil_elvis]

Just answer the flipping question.

 

[Aurora Black]

*bites lip to control laughter, it spills out anyway*

 

[Aurora Black]

Stew's ready. Be back later.

 

[sophia jane]

My daughter is two today! My baby isn't a baby anymore.

 

[Aurora Black]

My daughter is two today! My baby isn't a baby anymore.

That's great, SJ! Happy Birthday to her! I've heard that 2 is a very interesting age, to say the least.

 

[lil_elvis]

My daughter is two today! My baby isn't a baby anymore.

Mornin SJ

uh-oh, now she's a kid and before you know it, a teenager looking at heading off to college

give her a happy birthday wish from us

 

[logophile]

I miss...

The way she thought I was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen.
The way she held me after a nightmare and whispered, "You're safe in my arms, now."
The way she laughed wickedly when a naughty word would bring me to my knees.
The way she sang while she cooked her eggs in the morning.
The way she woke up talking, before her eyes were even open.
The way she groped me in the night, making me feel her want even while we slept.
The way she always called me by her secret name for me.
The way her hair hung around her face as she crawled back up my body in the darkness.

I miss her so much.

 

[Aurora Black]

I miss...

The way she thought I was the most beautiful woman she had ever seen.
The way she held me after a nightmare and whispered, "You're safe in my arms, now."
The way she laughed wickedly when a naughty word would bring me to my knees.
The way she sang while she cooked her eggs in the morning.
The way she woke up talking, before her eyes were even open.
The way she groped me in the night, making me feel her want even while we slept.
The way she always called me by her secret name for me.
The way her hair hung around her face as she crawled back up my body in the darkness.

I miss her so much.

That was beautiful, Logo.

 

[zeb1094]

And when the snow stops I guess I'll have to go out in the cold to shovel the white shit off of the damn sidewalk.

 

[Aurora Black]

And when the snow stops I guess I'll have to go out in the cold to shovel the white shit off of the damn sidewalk.

*gags, chokes on water*

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My daughter is two today! My baby isn't a baby anymore.

Aww. Give her a big squeeze for me.

Logo:


*blurt*
Why is my house sparkling clean? By chance am I avoiding writing?

 

[AppleBiter]

blurt. all isolated and shit.

 

[dysphemist]

Up to 16 inches of snow you've got to be kidding.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Up to 16 inches of snow you've got to be kidding.

Don't look at me, I only asked for 4.

 

[dysphemist]

Don't look at me, I only asked for 4.

You sure you don't want more? We have plenty to spare

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You sure you don't want more? We have plenty to spare

That's quite alright, but thank you for wanting to share. You can mail some of it to our Southern friends here, they would like that.

 

[zeb1094]

My thumb story is now number 1 on the Humor/Satire category.

 

[cloudy]

That's quite alright, but thank you for wanting to share. You can mail some of it to our Southern friends here, they would like that.

no.

my nose is stuffed up, my ears hurt, I have a headache, and to top the misery off perfectly, my fucking period started this morning.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

no.

my nose is stuffed up, my ears hurt, I have a headache, and to top the misery off perfectly, my fucking period started this morning.

Could be worse...he could be home too.

Hooray Zeb!!!

 

[Aurora Black]

no.

my nose is stuffed up, my ears hurt, I have a headache, and to top the misery off perfectly, my fucking period started this morning.

I'm sorry to hear that, Cloudy. Congrats, Zeb!

 

[zeb1094]

Could be worse...he could be home too.

Hooray Zeb!!!

Thank you Abs.

Cloudy, feel better dear.

 

[logophile]

My thumb story is now number 1 on the Humor/Satire category.

Shh... You don't want to say that too loud!