Isolated Blurt Thread

[Honey123]

*looking at liquor cabinet, shaking head*

If I'm gonna have a three day party, I need to stock up....

Woohooooooo

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Woohooooooo

I thought you were sick?

 

[Honey123]

I thought you were sick?

I am sick and am not taking medication so I can have alcohol...

Is that why the party was going on...'cos you all thought I wouldn't make it????

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I am sick and am not taking medication so I can have alcohol...

Is that why the party was going on...'cos you all thought I wouldn't make it????

No, we just didn't want you to sneeze inside the cake you're jumping out of.

 

[Honey123]

No, we just didn't want you to sneeze inside the cake you're jumping out of.

I figured I'd plug up my nose with christmas balls..Hang tinsle from my ears and jump out nude....no one would notice I was sick

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I figured I'd plug up my nose with christmas balls..Hang tinsle from my ears and jump out nude....no one would notice I was sick

That might work!!!

 

[zeb1094]

Aw crap! Why does this always happen when I'm on the phone! Someone let the damn dog in!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

S'matter?

 

[sophia jane]

My 8 year old's favorite song is American Pie by Don McLean.

 

[impressive]

She's 7 years old -- and she's calling all her little friends to remind them to wear makeup to school tomorrow.

 

[zeb1094]

She's 7 years old -- and she's calling all her little friends to remind them to wear makeup to school tomorrow.

Eeekkk!

 

[sophia jane]

She's 7 years old -- and she's calling all her little friends to remind them to wear makeup to school tomorrow.

That's what I have to look forward to, isn't it?

 

[impressive]

That's what I have to look forward to, isn't it?

*nods*

She ran up to me the other day ... her 10-year-old brother in hot pursuit & screaming at her not to tell ... just to let me know that "****** likes boobs!"

He turned fifteen shades of red. (And I'm thinking: Good for him. So do I!)

 

[sophia jane]

*nods*

She ran up to me the other day ... her 10-year-old brother in hot pursuit & screaming at her not to tell ... just to let me know that "****** likes boobs!"

He turned fifteen shades of red. (And I'm thinking: Good for him. So do I!)

*snicker*
My oldest (8 yo) likes to browse his dad's Stuff and Maxim magazines.

 

[rgraham666]

Sigh. I wish I knew why I wasn't writing.

And I wish I knew why it didn't bother me that much.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sigh. I wish I knew why I wasn't writing.

And I wish I knew why it didn't bother me that much.

I am having exactly the same problem.

 

[entitled]

I am having exactly the same problem.

But but but... Both of you need to write!

Rob, you've got a present to work on, and carson... well dammit, i wanna see where that story goes.

 

[carsonshepherd]

, and carson... well dammit, i wanna see where that story goes.

Me too!

 

[entitled]

Me too!

Hey now. You SAID you had a general direction.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey now. You SAID you had a general direction.

Shhhhh, I'm thinking!

 

[Rhys]

how about an abject lesson in gay sex?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I am having exactly the same problem.

I just wrote a paragraph, then my attention span was gone again.

 

[Rhys]

that's what you get from watching too much gay porn, young missy!

 

[entitled]

Shhhhh, I'm thinking!

Doesn't that hurt?