Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

Blurt: My ex-husband has decided that he can't live without me, and that I am the greatest love of his life. He wants permission to attempt to woo me. Talk about surreal. Running. Running as fast as I can.

egads zooks
runnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[zeb1094]

Agreed, TC.




Blurt: My ex-husband has decided that he can't live without me, and that I am the greatest love of his life. He wants permission to attempt to woo me. Talk about surreal. Running. Running as fast as I can.

*shaking head sadly* Won't they ever learn?

 

[hugo_sam]

.......

 

[carsonshepherd]

Agreed, TC.




Blurt: My ex-husband has decided that he can't live without me, and that I am the greatest love of his life. He wants permission to attempt to woo me. Talk about surreal. Running. Running as fast as I can.

eep!

 

[sophia jane]

Agreed, TC.




Blurt: My ex-husband has decided that he can't live without me, and that I am the greatest love of his life. He wants permission to attempt to woo me. Talk about surreal. Running. Running as fast as I can.

At least he asked permission so you can get a running head start in getting far away.

 

[impressive]

He wants permission to attempt to woo me.

There is so much wrong with this one sentence that it's frightening.

 

[Tom Collins]

Blurt: My ex-husband has decided that he can't live without me, and that I am the greatest love of his life. He wants permission to attempt to woo me. Talk about surreal. Running. Running as fast as I can.

Put on some skates. You'll get a bigger head start with less effort.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Nothing happened.
I squashed the urge.

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I surprise myself sometimes too.

 

[carsonshepherd]

why do i even fucking bother

 

[ABSTRUSE]

why do i even fucking bother

I have that tattooed on my arm.

 

[sophia jane]

I have that tattooed on my arm.

Really? I put it on my ass.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Really? I put it on my ass.

Do you wonder why you don't get laid now?

 

[sophia jane]

Do you wonder why you don't get laid now?

No, more often I wonder how I do get laid (on the few occasions when it happens).

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No, more often I wonder how I do get laid (on the few occasions when it happens).

It's the breast adornments.

 

[lil_elvis]

No, more often I wonder how I do get laid (on the few occasions when it happens).

*scratches head in disbelief*

 

[sophia jane]

It's the breast adornments.

That's just how I lure them in. Photoshop hasn't come up with a way to edit the real me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*scratches head in disbelief*

Tell me about it, I'd jump her ass in a minute.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's just how I lure them in. Photoshop hasn't come up with a way to edit the real me.

Free ass kickings available.

 

[sophia jane]

Free ass kickings available.

Before I sign up, whose ass are you kicking?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Before I sign up, whose ass are you kicking?

Yours.

 

[sophia jane]

Yours.

How about I skip ass-kicking and sign up for spankings instead?

 

[lil_elvis]

Yours.

'Scuse me for inerrupting, but sounds like some dunderhead males of the species need the butt kickin.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

How about I skip ass-kicking and sign up for spankings instead?

No because you like that and I want to teach you a lesson.

You are gorgeous inside and out....got it? Good.