Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

[BLURT] Fuck, yeah! [/BLURT]

 

[McKenna]

If morning has broken, why the hell doesn't someone fix it?

 

[Aurora Black]

If someone presses against a metal pole in winter with wet nipples, will they freeze to it?

 

[zeb1094]

If someone presses against a metal pole in winter with wet nipples, will they freeze to it?

Yes. But, if I lick them will they be released?

 

[togitc]

Weeping Willow Tree

Weeping Willow (Melancholy) - likes to be stress free, loves family life, full of hopes and dreams, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful, musically inclined, loves travel to exotic places, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with when pressured, sometimes demanding, good intuition, suffers in love until they find that one loyal, steadfast partner; loves to make others laugh.

That is mostly correct.

 

[zeb1094]

Well the wife went out with her girl friends last night and used the car. It's in one piece so I glad of that.

But....

http://www.geocities.com/little_man_matt/ATT2.jpg

what to think of this!

 

[impressive]

Okay -- a VAT of chili is simmering on the stove. The fire's stoked. I've plenty of AA batteries. I'm READY for the snow storm.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Okay -- a VAT of chili is simmering on the stove. The fire's stoked. I've plenty of AA batteries. I'm READY for the snow storm.

Is that with or without beans?

 

[impressive]

Is that with or without beans?

C'mon over ... and takes yer chances.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

C'mon over ... and takes yer chances.

Okay...I loves Chili....I'll bring cheese....and dessert.

 

[dysphemist]

OMG it's cold outside!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OMG it's cold outside!

It's colder than a witches refrigerator.

 

[dysphemist]

It's colder than a witches refrigerator.

And how cold is that?

 

[Aurora Black]

And how cold is that?

Colder than her tits!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Colder than her tits!

Give the lady a cigar.

 

[Aurora Black]

Give the lady a cigar.

As long as you don't ask for it back. I've got plans for this sucker.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

As long as you won't ask for it back. I've got plans for this sucker.

Monica? is that you???

 

[Aurora Black]

Monica? is that you???

*gasps, grabs cigar and runs away*

Oh, shit! *runs back* Forgot my beret! *runs away again*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*gasps, grabs cigar and runs away*

Oh, shit! *runs back* Forgot my beret! *runs away again*

There's a spot on your dress.

 

[Aurora Black]

There's a spot on your dress.

Damn! Not again...

 

[hugo_sam]

Nap time!

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm such a dirty bitch. I need to be cleansed of all my sins.

 

[zeb1094]

I'm such a dirty bitch. I need to be cleansed of all my sins.

Jump in the tub here with me, I'll wash them all away with my elephant trunk.

 

[Aurora Black]

Jump in the tub here with me, I'll wash them all away with my elephant trunk.

Okay, but only if you promise to do that special thing where you spray water from it.