Isolated Blurt Thread

[logophile]

Blurt:

Two nights ago I got hung up at the peak of an orgasm and couldn't go over. We tried. And tried and tried. For a long time. Then I called UNCLE and we quit. But it's still there. Sitting inside me, so heavy I can barely focus my attention today. I really really really want to wait for her so we can go over the edge together. But I'm afriad if I wait much longer, something in me is going to bust.

To Masturbate or Not To Masturbate.
That is the question...

 

[Aurora Black]

Blurt:

Two nights ago I got hung up at the peak of an orgasm and couldn't go over. We tried. And tried and tried. For a long time. Then I called UNCLE and we quit. But it's still there. Sitting inside me, so heavy I can barely focus my attention today. I really really really want to wait for her so we can go over the edge together. But I'm afriad if I wait much longer, something in me is going to bust.

To Masturbate or Not To Masturbate.
That is the question...

*cough* Time to read... *cough*

 

[logophile]

*cough* Time to read... *cough*

Oh My God...
If I filled my head up with any more words, I'd certainly bust something.
It is with a little bashfullness that I say - I'm a word slut.
It doesn't even have to be naughty words (although that helps), anything well written will have me dying to scratch that itch...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

To Masturbate or Not To Masturbate.
That is the question...

I see no question here.

 

[Aurora Black]

It doesn't even have to be naughty words (although that helps), anything well written will have me dying to scratch that itch...

Like a tech manual?

 

[Aurora Black]

I see no question here.

Hi, Lucky! How did the exam go?

 

[logophile]

I see no question here.

Call me.
I want to hear your voice.

 

[logophile]

Like a tech manual?

Funny -

My girl is a tech writer, and yes, sometimes the manuals she's written will elevate my pulse a little. Cause she's good. And mastery of any sort is a huge turn-on, isn't it?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Call me.
I want to hear your voice.

A-one-ringy-dingy...

 

[Belegon]

A-one-ringy-dingy...

I'd say I was jealous but the mood thread is over there ------>

 

[Aurora Black]

Funny -

My girl is a tech writer, and yes, sometimes the manuals she's written will elevate my pulse a little. Cause she's good. And mastery of any sort is a huge turn-on, isn't it?

Yep. Now if only my guy would master something other than computers...

 

[entitled]

It's alive! The heels do any damage?

blurt: my hands are cold.

 

[Belegon]

It's alive! The heels do any damage?

blurt: my hands are cold.

silly Ent...I was reading...some people around here didn't have winter votes from me yet...

 

[logophile]

A-one-ringy-dingy...

I you!

 

[entitled]

silly Ent...I was reading...some people around here didn't have winter votes from me yet...

No, we skeered ya. *nodnodnod*
Besides, you read mine, right? What's the point of reading all those other ones?

 

[entitled]

Notes to self: put on more clothing before going out to get enough wood to start the fire.

Kick dimwit's ass for not stoking the fire better this morning.

SERIOUSLY kick dimwit's ass and possibly d-man the fucking idiot if he 'forgets' to refill the woodbox -again- tonight.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I just bought Starburst candy canes! Whoop!

*is addicted to the holly jollies*

 

[Aurora Black]

I just bought Starburst candy canes! Whoop!

*is addicted to the holly jollies*

I would drop-kick an old lady for a candy cane about now...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I would drop-kick an old lady for a candy cane about now...

Now that's holiday spirit!

 

[Honey123]

I would drop-kick an old lady for a candy cane about now...

Just be careful as to where she put that candy cane first, hon....

 

[logophile]

I would drop-kick an old lady for a candy cane about now...

Stop by.
St Nick brought me a whole box.
I'm sure we can find something to do with them...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Stop by.
St Nick brought me a whole box.
I'm sure we can find something to do with them...

I'll bring this one, because I'm a size queen.
http://www.designdesign.us/prodpics/dd_images/Holiday/stationery/greetingcards/CM/100-71566d.jpg

 

[Aurora Black]

Stop by.
St Nick brought me a whole box.
I'm sure we can find something to do with them...

*remembers "Candy Cane," shudders*

 

[Belegon]

excuse me while I whip this out...

blurt:
I have a question
12/07/05 By: Anonymous
Are there actually males out there who need a story like this to get a hard-on???

If so please stay far away from New Jersey

with a 1 bomb of course...


Hey Anon...#1: it's pretty fucking clear it's a fantasy, way more so than most things in the category #2: what the fuck are you doing reading non-consent if this soooo ain't your style? Ya don't see me going off on the Gay Male crowd because I'm not attracted to men! Fucking troll! *shakes head disgustedly* #3: If you had any fucking guts or style you wouldn't be "anonymous" though, would ya?

OK. I feel better now.... a little...

 

[Aurora Black]

excuse me while I whip this out...

blurt:
I have a question
12/07/05 By: Anonymous
Are there actually males out there who need a story like this to get a hard-on???

If so please stay far away from New Jersey

with a 1 bomb of course...




Hey Anon...#1: it's pretty fucking clear it's a fantasy, way more so than most things in the category #2: what the fuck are you doing reading non-consent if this soooo ain't your style? Ya don't see me going off on the Gay Male crowd because I'm not attracted to men! Fucking troll! *shakes head disgustedly* #3: If you had any fucking guts or style you wouldn't be "anonymous" though, would ya?

OK. I feel better now.... a little...

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