Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

wait
do that again
i think i saw your ass
*grin*

She's wearing mirrored panties.

 

[Belegon]

What the???

Oh...


Hellllooooo Ent...

off to work... 's all...

 

[entitled]

What the???

Oh...


Hellllooooo Ent...

off to work... 's all...

Of course. i show up and he leaves.

Oh, hey mat? In case you missed it, it was your fault that i wanted a shower. Made a world of difference, and life was good afterwards.

 

[Guest]

She's wearing mirrored panties.

ah ha!
now i know her ebil secrets

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ah ha!
now i know her ebil secrets

Baggage!!!

 

[Guest]

Baggage!!!

huge simpering smile
'you love me. you really love me.'
cant you just hear sally now?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

huge simpering smile
'you love me. you really love me.'
cant you just hear sally now?

Sally Mander?
Sally Vation?

 

[matriarch]

Of course. i show up and he leaves.

Oh, hey mat? In case you missed it, it was your fault that i wanted a shower. Made a world of difference, and life was good afterwards.

Ermm..............why? What did I say? Could you repeat it, then maybe I'll get in the shower as well.

 

[Guest]

Sally Mander?
Sally Vation?

mander. they're smooth and fun to play with...except for the occasional case of salmonilla.

 

[matriarch]

I think I need to back out of this place, slowly, carefully and quietly. Its getting way too surreal for me now.

 

[entitled]

Ermm..............why? What did I say? Could you repeat it, then maybe I'll get in the shower as well.

i don't remember what it was exactly, but it was something about a loooooooooooooooooooooong, hooooooooooooooooooooooot shower.

 

[Guest]

I think I need to back out of this place, slowly, carefully and quietly. Its getting way too surreal for me now.

i still see your arse.
its the mirrored panties.

 

[matriarch]

i don't remember what it was exactly, but it was something about a loooooooooooooooooooooong, hooooooooooooooooooooooot shower.

Oh, yesterday. I remember. OK, that's enough of a prompt. I'm off to shower and get dressed. This kind of slobbish activity will not do !!

 

[matriarch]

i still see your arse.
its the mirrored panties.

You poor thing.
You should register for post-traumatic stress therapy after that sight.

 

[matriarch]

Brother in Texas just sent me this link.



burger burglary

 

[zeb1094]

Brother in Texas just sent me this link.



burger burglary

lol lol lmao

 

[Tom Collins]

Marmite on hot toast!!!

I need marmite!! Now, dammit!!

Bramble jelly just doesn't do it. *sigh*

Marmite on hot toast? What in the name of all that I hold sacred(which is not just a hell of a lot BTW ) is that?
Something like shit on a shingle, maybe?

Never mind...just scrolled down a bit more...

 

[Tom Collins]

Brother in Texas just sent me this link.



burger burglary

Oh, the HUMANITY! That some asswipe would accually name their own child that!

 

[zeb1094]

http://www.geocities.com/little_man_matt/Husbandoftheyear3rd.jpeg

If this is the 3rd place winner imagine what the 1st and 2nd place guys were up too.

 

[entitled]

That column looks like a giant penis.

 

[logophile]

I'm Stuck!

 

[entitled]

I'm Stuck!

Want lubed?

 

[logophile]

Want lubed?

Yes. Please.

 

[zeb1094]

Yes. Please.

They have this new KY Warming gel now, should we use that?

 

[entitled]

Yes. Please.

Just a liiiiiiitle bit closer and i'll be able to reach that stuck spot....

*ahem*

Seriously, if you want or need a push, pm is open.