Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

Anywhere.

Bed would be nice. About to fall asleep on the keyboard.

 

[rgraham666]

Bed would be nice. About to fall asleep on the keyboard.

(Carries you there, tucks you in snugly, turns out light)

There you go.

 

[entitled]

(Carries you there, tucks you in snugly, turns out light)

There you go.

*puurrrrrzzzzzzz....*

 

[cloudy]

unrelated....

*snort*

 

[Guest]

sounds like i have competition.
how good is it with a strap-on?

not so good but it makes me lubricated so its a plus where the strap on is concerned.

 

[hugo_sam]

unrelated....

*snort*

tsk, tsk, naughty!
*hugs*

 

[cloudy]

tsk, tsk, naughty!
*hugs*

I honestly can't help it.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

not so good but it makes me lubricated so its a plus where the strap on is concerned.

I love you.

 

[hugo_sam]

I honestly can't help it.

I know but that's you being you
Love you anyway sweetie!!
*hugs*

 

[McKenna]

Here's one for the Babelfish users:


ik ben moe

 

[The_Fool]

I need to start another thread somewhere for this shit....




Such comforts offered
With her Sahara smile

Knees locked together into submission
Gratification
Never offered entry

Lust a distant memory
For jaded thighs
That never seem to touch
But never seem to part.

Tumescence wilted
Beyond all desire
Cascaded into silence
Broken loudly by a TV blaring

Desultory conversation
About weather
Chores not done in turn
Money needlessly scrimped

Silence speaks out of turn
There are no rainy days in the desert

 

[Blackie Malone]

I really love this AV.

 

[Belegon]

ik ben moe

I am too...or at least I was until I saw that corset...Dayum woman!

 

[Blackie Malone]

I am too...or at least I was until I saw that corset...Dayum woman!

That's really me in her AV, she's huge in real life.

 

[hugo_sam]

That's really me in her AV, she's huge in real life.

You are B A D Blackie, just bad.
You should be ashamed.
You know we can't keep you in your clothes long enough to get a picture.!!!!

 

[Blackie Malone]

You are B A D Blackie, just bad.
You should be ashamed.
You know we can't keep you in your clothes long enough to get a picture.!!!!

I shed my skin twice a year, that's enough for me.

 

[hugo_sam]

I shed my skin twice a year, that's enough for me.

And what a lovely skin it is too, that special shade of deathly white.

 

[Blackie Malone]

And what a lovely skin it is too, that special shade of deathly white.

My father was a clown.

 

[hugo_sam]

My father was a clown.

I thought it was the lack of blood?
It's still a lovely shade of white.

 

[Blackie Malone]

I thought it was the lack of blood?
It's still a lovely shade of white.

Close, mom's a vampire.

 

[hugo_sam]

Close, mom's a vampire.

I do love my night dwellers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

It's up! It's up!

No, not that.

Well, ok... that too.

Holiday Story (Please Read, it's laready been trolled. )

Helper's Gift

 

[Guest]

It's up! It's up!

No, not that.

Well, ok... that too.

Holiday Story (Please Read, it's laready been trolled. )

Helper's Gift

YEAH!
now go post that in the support thread, goon

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Yay!

A story with non-consent, non-human, sci-fi & fantasy, mature, first time and exhibitionism & voyeur all rolled up with humor:

Under the Dryer

thats awesome LRJ!
way to go!
not a holiday story, im guessing then?