Isolated Blurt Thread

[rgraham666]

As one black bug bled blue-black blood, the other black bug bled blue.

 

[lil_elvis]

As one black bug bled blue-black blood, the other black bug bled blue.

Blech!

 

[Guest]

squirrel soup

*snicker*
sorry...very bad humor.
we had a squirrel that cost $95.00
yep...
we did

it was STUCK IN OUR TOILET!!!
wtf?!
lol
i was wondering why the acid didnt break up the clog...now i know.

 

[rgraham666]

*snicker*
sorry...very bad humor.
we had a squirrel that cost $95.00
yep...
we did

it was STUCK IN OUR TOILET!!!
wtf?!
lol
i was wondering why the acid didnt break up the clog...now i know.

Well, now I've heard everything.

 

[impressive]

*snicker*
sorry...very bad humor.
we had a squirrel that cost $95.00
yep...
we did

it was STUCK IN OUR TOILET!!!
wtf?!
lol
i was wondering why the acid didnt break up the clog...now i know.

You didn't buy the special squirrel-dissolving acid.

 

[entitled]

Stupid idiot!

If you go off your diet for a full week, make a sloppy asinine pig of yourself for that long, then go back on the diet for three weeks and do it all again, you're not doing yourself any good. It takes your body a full month, or a little more, to get used to a change in diet. It takes that long for your body to detox from all the crap you put in it.

Why don't you listen when i tell you things like that? Why do you think none of your diets ever work?

Idiot!

 

[zeb1094]

Stupid idiot!

If you go off your diet for a full week, make a sloppy asinine pig of yourself for that long, then go back on the diet for three weeks and do it all again, you're not doing yourself any good. It takes your body a full month, or a little more, to get used to a change in diet. It takes that long for your body to detox from all the crap you put in it.

Why don't you listen when i tell you things like that? Why do you think none of your diets ever work?

Idiot!

I'm sorry.

 

[entitled]

I'm sorry.

i got lectured by the resident asshole for cooking 'fattening foods' and 'making him gain weight' after he ate three platefuls of an early Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, then informed me that he was going back on his diet after his vacation was over, so that he could do it again at both Christmas dinners.

 

[zeb1094]

i got lectured by the resident asshole for cooking 'fattening foods' and 'making him gain weight' after he ate three platefuls of an early Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, then informed me that he was going back on his diet after his vacation was over, so that he could do it again at both Christmas dinners.

Serves him right. I bet your a good cook too.

 

[entitled]

Serves him right. I bet your a good cook too.

i was making stuffed chicken breasts by the time i was ten. You tell me.

 

[SamanthaSmith]

i got lectured by the resident asshole for cooking 'fattening foods' and 'making him gain weight' after he ate three platefuls of an early Thanksgiving dinner yesterday, then informed me that he was going back on his diet after his vacation was over, so that he could do it again at both Christmas dinners.

Holy Cow! At least you don't have a squirrel in your toilet!

 

[entitled]

Holy Cow! At least you don't have a squirrel in your toilet!

hehehe...

Nope, but something tells me there will be something worse in there when that dinner comes out.

 

[zeb1094]

i was making stuffed chicken breasts by the time i was ten. You tell me.

I love breasts...I mean stuffed breasts...I mean chicken breasts, stuffed. Damn now you have me all flustered. Crap.

 

[SamanthaSmith]

hehehe...

Nope, but something tells me there will be something worse in there when that dinner comes out.

Oh My God !! That is way too much information!!

 

[entitled]

I love breasts...I mean stuffed breasts...I mean chicken breasts, stuffed. Damn now you have me all flustered. Crap.

*cackles*

 

[entitled]

Oh My Go !! That is way too much information!!

Maybe so, but it will be fun to listen to him freak out about it.

 

[zeb1094]

hehehe...

Nope, but something tells me there will be something worse in there when that dinner comes out.

Holy Rat Turds Batman!

 

[entitled]

Holy Rat Turds Batman!

something along that line...

 

[SamanthaSmith]

something along that line...

Along the lines of the Captain's Log found in Captain Kirk's bathroom.

 

[SamanthaSmith]

Along the lines of the Captain's Log found in Captain Kirk's bathroom.

I read it ... can't believe I wrote it.

 

[zeb1094]

Along the lines of the Captain's Log found in Captain Kirk's bathroom.

and the son of bitch had the gall to date every single one of them ...

 

[entitled]

I read it ... can't believe I wrote it.

You're being corrupted already.
There's nothing to worry about.
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated.

 

[SamanthaSmith]

You're being corrupted already.
There's nothing to worry about.
Resistance is futile.
You will be assimilated.

Borging.......

 

[SamanthaSmith]

and the son of bitch had the gall to date every single one of them ...

This has sunken to a new level. I think I'm sick.

 

[entitled]

This has sunken to a new level. I think I'm sick.

It sunk? Not enough fiber in your diet.