maggot420
Literotica Tofu
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Thanks for the warm welcomeMcKenna said:I wonder if hospital food is better than prison food?
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Thanks for the warm welcomeMcKenna said:I wonder if hospital food is better than prison food?
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Welcome back, M.

I know that feeling! I got 9 hours uninterupted sleep myself, after a week of battling insomnia.. feel quite refreshed.hugo_sam said:Wow! Seven hours of almost uninterupted sleep. I feel unusually good! I almost feel human again (If I could just remember how that feels).
I'm picturing that...then you catch your heel on a rock and.....nevermind, my vision.....enjoy your high.McKenna said:If I could I would skip work today and wander the hills singing songs a la Sound of Music.
"High on the hill is a lonely goat herder.... yodel ayee yodel ayee yodel ay ee ee!"

ABSTRUSE said:I'm picturing that...then you catch your heel on a rock and.....nevermind, my vision.....enjoy your high.![]()
Ciao Bella.McKenna said:And tumble ass over teakettle down the hill?
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Even I would have to laugh at that!
I'm off to earn a living, kidlings. Hold down the fort while I'm away!

Go for the coffee.logophile said:OK, I'm going to have coffee with some ladies from my kids' school. We're supposed to working on something together, but I can't even remember what it is. Do I have to go??
logophile said:OK, I'm going to have coffee with some ladies from my kids' school. We're supposed to working on something together, but I can't even remember what it is. Do I have to go??
eric shawn listo said:No, stay. play.
logophile said:You tempt me so...
Do you have donuts or something wonderful to offer me?
logophile said:Oh my, a chilly fall day complete with thunder.
Who wants to go back to bed with me?
Belegon said:only if we can make the downstairs neighbor think the thunder's getting closer...
logophile said:Oh, she'd be so confused by that - cause you probably have a deeper voice than my girlfriend.
Belegon said:omen
logophile said:What kind of omen, Damien?
Belegon said:time to try and get some things done...but every time I get behind the wheel the whispers start again...
thats just me. im sorry...i promise ill stop soon.Belegon said:time to try and get some things done...but every time I get behind the wheel the whispers start again...
Honey123 said:Windshield whispers? I thought they were windshield wipers?![]()
Vella_licious said:thats just me. im sorry...i promise ill stop soon.