Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

Someone come beat me.

I'm a kitten kicker.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Vella says so.

You're a kitten KILLER!!! Bad horse needs a whipping!

 

[entitled]

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Vella says so.

You know, that might explain the sudden lack of cats around here...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Vella says so.

You're a kitten KILLER!!! Bad horse needs a whipping!

I'm a one-horse species extinction, then.

(I should probably hasten to add, just for those not familiar with my work in animal sheltering, that the original statement was metaphorical. But I still suck. )

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm a one-horse species extinction, then.

(I should probably hasten to add, just for those not familiar with my work in animal sheltering, that the original statement was metaphorical. But I still suck. )

You do, but you don't

what's wrong? *pets*

 

[carsonshepherd]

You know, that might explain the sudden lack of cats around here...

yes, vella has confessed to being the cause of the sudden world kitten shortage.

 

[logophile]

Carson - you and Scarlett should come visit me.
I'll buy you beer and we can go haunt the east side.

Please pretty please!

 

[entitled]

I'm a one-horse species extinction, then.

(I should probably hasten to add, just for those not familiar with my work in animal sheltering, that the original statement was metaphorical. But I still suck. )

i'm here if a vent is needed. Handy with a nice soothing rubdown and currycomb as well.

 

[entitled]

yes, vella has confessed to being the cause of the sudden world kitten shortage.

She's not the only one.

 

[carsonshepherd]

She's not the only one.

*adds you to my list of Kitten Enemies*

 

[carsonshepherd]

Carson - you and Scarlett should come visit me.
I'll buy you beer and we can go haunt the east side.

Please pretty please!

I need to get home to visit her and that's not even halfway.

 

[logophile]

I need to get home to visit her and that's not even halfway.

You could meet her here.
I have really great built-ins.
I know you love built-ins, Carson!

 

[carsonshepherd]

You could meet her here.
I have really great built-ins.
I know you love built-ins, Carson!

LOL, dammit, yes I do.

ETA, what I mean by halfway is that it's more than twice as far to you as it is to her.

 

[logophile]

LOL, dammit, yes I do.

See?
And there's a liquor store on the corner that has like a squillion speciality beers, too.
And my pull out couch is from IKEA, so you know it's really comfortable.

I live in Tosa, nothing is out of reach...

 

[logophile]

ETA, what I mean by halfway is that it's more than twice as far to you as it is to her.

Well, then pick her happy ass up on the way!!
Bring the kid if you have to. We'll put him in the laundry chute with my three...

 

[BlackShanglan]

I think you should all come to see me. It's south, so gravity will be on your side ... just let go and slide down here in a heap.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

My feet itch.

 

[logophile]

I think you should all come to see me. It's south, so gravity will be on your side ... just let go and slide down here in a heap.

Shanglan

You'd have me?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Well, then pick her happy ass up on the way!!
Bring the kid if you have to. We'll put him in the laundry chute with my three...

Haha. Now, you know Carson isn't riding in the car with my kid for that long. I'll have to FedEx them both in different packages.

I think you should all come to see me. It's south, so gravity will be on your side ... just let go and slide down here in a heap.

I'm slouching toward you right now.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You'd have me?

In a heartbeat!

I'm slouching toward you right now.

Oh, you rough beast you! Talk dirty poetry to me and I am yours forever.

Shanglan

 

[minsue]

Talk dirty poetry to me and I am yours forever.

Shanglan

A horse after my own heart.

 

[BlackShanglan]

A horse after my own heart.

I'm been known to aim a little lower as well.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oh, you rough beast you! Talk dirty poetry to me and I am yours forever.

Shanglan

*lick*

 

[minsue]

I'm been known to aim a little lower as well.

Feelin' your oats tonight, are ya?

 

[BlackShanglan]

Feelin' your oats tonight, are ya?

Yes.

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[carsonshepherd]

Yes.

(This message brought to you by the Society for the Abolition of Ridiculously Strained Double Entendres.)

So I guess I can't say something witty about feeling your oats for you?