ElizabethWest
Literotica Guru
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And did I mention that I haven't had any chocolate today?


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lilredjammies said:It never would have occurred to me to check the Top Stories list, but I'm glad I did.![]()

Shut up and go hit the books, bitch.lucky-E-leven said:I wish I didn't have to study so I could make the family a big hot breakfast.
http://www.answers.com/helen reddyBlackie Malone said:What ever happened to Helen Reddy?
When I first read this, I thought "Meg Ryan cut her with a razor! That bitch!!"AppleBiter said:I just got a Meg Ryan razor cut w/a triple foil dye . . . I look gooooooood.![]()
bendover please.OhMissScarlett said:When I first read this, I thought "Meg Ryan cut her with a razor! That bitch!!"
I get it now.![]()

AppleBiter said:I just got a Meg Ryan razor cut w/a triple foil dye . . . I look gooooooood.![]()
*eager face*vella_ms said:bendover please.
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.BlackShanglan said:Where would one begin to decipher the meaning of this? Is it ... hair?
.I think it's on of those vitamin supplements/energy thingies. *nods* I tried Hydroxycuts (sp?) one time but they made me feel like I was running as fast as I could while sitting perfectly still. *more nodding*BlackShanglan said:Where would one begin to decipher the meaning of this? Is it ... hair?
I love how the angry mob had time to stop for a snack, lol. I have no idea what this means. You must've been a very small bear, since I have a hard time even getting my hand into that vending machine slot. Not that I'd rip off vending machines, of course. Hey, it was an emergency.yui said:I think it's on of those vitamin supplements/energy thingies. *nods* I tried Hydroxycuts (sp?) one time but they made me feel like I was running as fast as I could while sitting perfectly still. *more nodding*
Blurt: I dreamed I was a were-bear. I avoided the people trying to kill me by hiding in a conveniently located vending machine. All was going well until one of the angry mob stopped for a snack. I was trying to toss (with bear claws, mind you) bags of Cheetos into the bin without getting in front of the glass and reveling myself.
Dream interpretation welcome.
Kisses,
Yui-the-Bear
BlackShanglan said:Where would one begin to decipher the meaning of this? Is it ... hair?
Meg Ryan's razor cut:OhMissScarlett said:I love how the angry mob had time to stop for a snack, lol. I have no idea what this means. You must've been a very small bear, since I have a hard time even getting my hand into that vending machine slot. Not that I'd rip off vending machines, of course. Hey, it was an emergency.
I was so scared-pissed that one of the torch bearers actually had time for a snack. And why didn't he just carry a bloody flashlight? What's with the torch?! I was always too afraid I would get my arm stuck and then I would have had to explain to my parents how I lost an arm for a package of Nekots ... because that's what would have happened to me.AppleBiter said:Yes, it's hair. LOLMeg Ryan's razor cut:
http://www.themoviechicks.com/mcmp/mcmpkateleopold1.jpg
They call it a razor cut because when they cut your hair, they literally do it with a razor blade, not scissors. I referred to it as a "Meg Ryan" razor cut, because she's the one who made the hair-do famous. And a triple foil dye means I had my hair dyed three different shades and to do this, my hair was wrapped in foil. Hope this clears things up a bit.![]()
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