Isolated Blurt Thread

[entitled]

Can't we have ONE thread in the AH that doesn't bring up Dubya?

Not him. The other him.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Should I email him?

so, i was blurting this early this morning and I didn't email him. But I sort of wish I had. But if he didn't answer, I'd be bummed. So I'm saving myself the possible disappointment and not emailing.

So there.

 

[AppleBiter]

I feel like warmed over shit. I sound like Ethel Merman. My head feels like it's locked in a vice that someone keeps twisting. I'm quite sure my breath smells like hot garbage. Everything tastes like Satan. I think this is the plague.

Did I mention I'm sick?

 

[logophile]

RADIATE SERENITY???

Who writes these fucking horoscopes??
How much longer am I supposed to Radiate Serenity?
Fuck Fuck Fuck!!!

 

[AppleBiter]

Satan, I tell you.

 

[Dar~]

very tired, but if I go to bed now I will wake up at the ass crack of dawn and I am not prepared for a five AM morning. *sigh* I also have the beginnings of a headache behind my eyes.

 

[AppleBiter]

I also have the beginnings of a headache behind my eyes.

It's the plague. We're all going down, man.

 

[Guest]

stop sneezing, it worries me.
we're out of tissue

 

[logophile]

Satan, I tell you.

AND

It's the plague. We're all going down, man.

Apple - Have you been drinking?

 

[carsonshepherd]

stop sneezing, it worries me.
we're out of tissue

ya got toilet paper, dontcha?

 

[logophile]

ya got toilet paper, dontcha?

Hi Carson.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hi Carson.

hey gorgeous.

 

[logophile]

hey gorgeous.

How's you?

 

[AppleBiter]

AND




Apple - Have you been drinking?

If you had read the post before those two, you would see that I have the plague. If I were drinking, I would be in much better spirits. As it is, Tylenol Sinus is kicking my ass.

 

[carsonshepherd]

How's you?

eh.


oh yeah, and fuck my message being too short, too.

 

[Dar~]

eh.


oh yeah, and fuck my message being too short, too.

At least its only your message
Miss me?

 

[logophile]

eh.


oh yeah, and fuck my message being too short, too.

No shit.
Today, I've messages be too short and my sig line be too long.
There's no pleasing some computers.

 

[carsonshepherd]

At least its only your message
Miss me?

Were you gone?

 

[Guest]

ya got toilet paper, dontcha?

she can use my sleeve...i love her that much

 

[Dar~]

Were you gone?

no, but i haven't spoken to you lately, smart ass. hows life?

 

[carsonshepherd]

no, but i haven't spoken to you lately, smart ass. hows life?

the reason you haven't spoken to me lately is that I like you too much to make you suffer that way. i'm going to bed.

 

[Dar~]

the reason you haven't spoken to me lately is that I like you too much to make you suffer that way. i'm going to bed.

well, I love you too.
get some good sleep and dream of well hung teenage men

 

[logophile]

well, I love you too.
get some good sleep and dream of well hung teenage men

Remember - to follow the rules, they should be at least 18.

 

[logophile]

OK - last blurt of the evening.

I want to call her to say good night.
Just to hear her voice before I drift off to sleep.

But I've promised myself that I'm waiting till I see her tomorrow night.
Grr.
I hate promises.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

How can I be horny after such a godawful day?