Isolated Blurt Thread

[ABSTRUSE]

No.

One mealllion dollars!

Can I borrow $5 for gas?

 

[entitled]

World domination?

That's the part that comes after the ten bedroom mansion.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's the part that comes after the ten bedroom mansion.

Good plan.

 

[entitled]

Good plan.

That's not the best part.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's not the best part.

Share?

 

[entitled]

Share?

The people tied up in each of the bedrooms for my own personal use? Only if you're lucky.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

The people tied up in each of the bedrooms for my own personal use? Only if you're lucky.

Can I work the front door?

 

[entitled]

Can I work the front door?

Only if you keep the photographers out.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Only if you keep the photographers out.

No problem, I used to be a bouncer and I have tons of pent up aggression.

 

[entitled]

No problem, I used to be a bouncer and I have tons of pent up aggression.

You're hired!

er... you work for sex, right?

 

[logophile]

If you know we can only print 1400 words, why do you persist in sending 1900+?

You are a good writer and your prose is delightful and inspiring. It's painful to slash and burn 1/3 of your words into the recycle bin.

 

[mlady_france]

I really need to be spanked.

 

[Honey123]

You're hired!

er... you work for sex, right?

Abs??? LOL.....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Abs??? LOL.....

Bitch.


why is it so difficult to give me some fucking space, just an hour or so to let me finish something for me........

 

[Honey123]

Bitch.


why is it so difficult to give me some fucking space, just an hour or so to let me finish something for me........

because when you are masturbating, you make too much noise and the neighbors call the cops??

 

[ABSTRUSE]

because when you are masturbating, you make too much noise and the neighbors call the cops??

I use a gag now.

 

[sophia jane]

I can't decide if life is better when it's boring.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I can't decide if life is better when it's boring.

It better when you're sleeping.

 

[sophia jane]

It better when you're sleeping.

Oh right.

 

[lil_elvis]

When is my wife gonna learn that our daughter argues just cuz she can?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Me: You're really pissing me off today, you know it?

Four year old: But, I like pissing you off.

 

[Dar~]

Had a shirt made yesterday. Says "Porn is a way of life"

 

[Guest]

Me: You're really pissing me off today, you know it?

Four year old: But, I like pissing you off.

Sounds like your child is ready to be a spouse already.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I've done my part for the future.

I patronized the Lit toy store

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I've done my part for the future.

I patronized the Lit toy store

LOL,

LEt me guess, Bridel and halter set