Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

I sure hope that expiration date on the carton was just a suggestion

 

[Dar~]

Milk is good for close to a week after the sell by date on the carton. Ice cream is good forever.

 

[Guest]

there once was a girl with a curl
right in the middle of her forehead


excellent target!

 

[Guest]

I might be remiss in mentioning how wonderful I think you are or how good it makes me feel inside to hear you laughing and playing with our children, but please know that while I might not mention it as often as I should, I always notice and it always makes me love you more.

*blush*
thank you my love
you make me smile with my heart...
and youve an awesome ass!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*blush*
thank you my love
you make me smile with my heart...
and youve an awesome ass!

When are the kids going to bed again?

 

[Guest]

When are the kids going to bed again?

never soon enough
is it bad that im thinking benedryl?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

never soon enough
is it bad that im thinking benedryl?

It's only bad (for me) if your method of administration is two for me, one for you.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I have been wondering for so long and I have yet to figure you out...

 

[Guest]

It's only bad (for me) if your method of administration is two for me, one for you.

*PPPSSSSTTTT*
i was talking about the kids...*grin*
but im patient...as soon as they are sleeping, your ass is mine!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

*PPPSSSSTTTT*
i was talking about the kids...*grin*
but im patient...as soon as they are sleeping, your ass is mine!

Are we feeling frisky this evening?

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

 

[Guest]

Are we feeling frisky this evening?

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

meow baby, meow
i know...so austin powers but gimme a break...im two beers in.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

meow baby, meow
i know...so austin powers but gimme a break...im two beers in.

Two beers in.

Hrm...

Not nearly as sexy as three fingers in, but ... a few more beers in and perhaps the rest will follow.

 

[Guest]

Two beers in.

Hrm...

Not nearly as sexy as three fingers in, but ... a few more beers in and perhaps the rest will follow.

erm.. three???
its a magical number i think for you...how is it that lesbians wave again?
*grin*

 

[Blackie Malone]

I need to be shaken by the shoulders until my head falls off.
Just be blunt with me, I'm dense.

 

[variable Xy]

I sure hope that expiration date on the carton was just a suggestion

again? didn't you do that before?

psst always read the dates

 

[variable Xy]

What is a coffee flavored frappuccino? (I thought it was already coffee???)


edited to say this is a Starbuck's product

 

[4degrees]

well, aren't you an incredibly sexy thing.

coffee flavored coffee. its like, sweat flavored deoderant.

 

[variable Xy]

do you make a habit of licking pits?

 

[4degrees]

don'tcha know it?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why bother?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Why bother?

Cuz you're supposed to make a trip to Texas and help me paint.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cuz you're supposed to make a trip to Texas and help me paint.

Oh yea.......keep the beer cold.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Oh yea.......keep the beer cold.

All beer must pass through the freezer before hitting lips.

I've got it covered.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

All beer must pass through the freezer before hitting lips.

I've got it covered.

I should have known better.
I'll look for my smock and pallette and beret.

 

[carsonshepherd]

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