Isolated Blurt Thread

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Why didn't anyone ever tell me sex with a stranger can be so intense? *ponder*
 
lilredjammies said:
Hello, my name is Lil and I'm a gardening addict.

*chorus of hellos*

Like any other addict, I started off small--4 little flower boxes of petunias. After that, I was hooked. I haunt nurseries, looking for flowers on sale, and always buy the biggest plants I can afford. I resent every dime I have to spend on paraphenalia like mulch and Roundup, wanting more plants.

Every time I visit a nursery, I'm overwhelmed with greed. Damnit, the world owes me six hydrangeas and that flat of lamium over there, along with that whole rolling rack of hibiscus. What do you mean I have to pay for it?

After I garden, I'm flushed with sun and fulfillment, but then as I sit to catch my breath, I start contemplating daring midnight heists at Home Depot...

sounds like a drug habit might be cheaper ;)
 
tolyk said:
Why didn't anyone ever tell me sex with a stranger can be so intense? *ponder*


apparently you've never read one of the 100,000,000 Lit stories on the subject...
 
carsonshepherd said:
apparently you've never read one of the 100,000,000 Lit stories on the subject...
Actually, I haven't :D

I keep meaning to getting 'round to reading more of the stories here... but I'm a lazy mofo.
 
tolyk said:
Actually, I haven't :D

I keep meaning to getting 'round to reading more of the stories here... but I'm a lazy mofo.

well then, we tried to tell you but you just weren't paying attention :p
 
What a fucking 'bitch', thats it, ive been through enough of these, to last me a fucking life time, im outa here!!!!
 
minsue said:
Have I been gone that long? :cathappy:
too long and i like you so quiddit!
come give us a kiss...
you and your companion...you know who i mean dontcha?
hey, whats the story behind that jewelry huh?
*grin*
*huge grin*
 
vella_ms said:
too long and i like you so quiddit!
come give us a kiss...
you and your companion...you know who i mean dontcha?
hey, whats the story behind that jewelry huh?
*grin*
*huge grin*
:kiss: Watch what you ask for, sweets. :p

You mean like a seeing eye dog? :confused: :D Loverly rings, ain't they? *happy sigh* She's too good to me. :heart:
 
minsue said:
:kiss: Watch what you ask for, sweets. :p

You mean like a seeing eye dog? :confused: :D Loverly rings, ain't they? *happy sigh* She's too good to me. :heart:
yes, but you both deserve it
you make me smile with my heart.
 
vella_ms said:
yes, but you both deserve it
you make me smile with my heart.
It's easier to smile with your lips, but you always have to do things your way, don't you? :D :kiss:

(and ditto :heart: )
 
*sigh* I am sick of all the conflict. I wish there was a peaceful moment.
 
Dar~ said:
*sigh* I am sick of all the conflict. I wish there was a peaceful moment.

me too.

And, I'm so happy for those finding love here, but rather wistful, myself.
 
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