Isolated Blurt Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

*ears up*
Did someone say "spankin'"?

Why yes. Yes I did.

 

[Guest]

Have you tried the wintergreen? It's refreshing.

no, but next week we're ganna move on to bread strained sterno for kicks...
we'll prolly spend some time sitting under the overpasses and watch twisters

 

[logophile]

But that's sooooooooooooooooooooooo good.

Yes.
Yes, it is.

Thanks for noticing.

I'm telling you guys, this woman is so fucking good for my ego!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, they understand quick talking just fine. That's not to say that they'll return the conversation even one nanosecond faster, but they understand it just fine.

Whew. Good. I was worried about the accent I don't have too but I should be fine, vella can translate for me.

 

[logophile]

Why yes. Yes I did.

*breathless*
Thought so.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Beer Time!!!

Back in a few...maybe.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

no, but next week we're ganna move on to bread strained sterno for kicks...
we'll prolly spend some time sitting under the overpasses and watch twisters

Life is good my friend.

 

[Guest]

Do you think I need a dare???

yes i do
so, i triple dog dare you.
hrmph!

what was i daring you to do again?

 

[logophile]

over time, the pain will become pleasure...
i swear it.

It's just the numbness and inability to use my right hand for days afterwards that has me worried.
Don't worry, I'm not going to stop what I'm doing.
Not ever!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yes i do
so, i triple dog dare you.
hrmph!

what was i daring you to do again?

I have no fucking clue, I still have that short term memory loss thing.

 

[impressive]

It's just the numbness and inability to use my right hand for days afterwards that has me worried.
Don't worry, I'm not going to stop what I'm doing.
Not ever!

Repeat after me:

Rest the wrist. Use the fist. Rest the wrist. Use the fist. Rest the wrist ...

 

[rgraham666]

Why are all the cool girls lesbians?

Oh and logo? Switch hands.

 

[logophile]

Repeat after me:

Rest the wrist. Use the fist. Rest the wrist. Use the fist. Rest the wrist ...

FIST?
Oh great, now you've gotten my legs all clamped together tight and I'm never going to be able to masturbate before bed!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Why are all the cool girls lesbians?

Oh and logo? Switch hands.

We don't allow nerds in the club.

 

[logophile]

Why are all the cool girls lesbians?

Oh and logo? Switch hands.

But I'm so right hand dominant, I'm afraid I'll hurt her if I try to use my left hand.
Maybe I'll have to try it out...

 

[logophile]

We don't allow nerds in the club.

HAHA!

 

[impressive]

FIST?
Oh great, now you've gotten my legs all clamped together tight and I'm never going to be able to masturbate before bed!

Well, there's the strap-on option.

 

[logophile]

Well, there's the strap-on option.

For this particular thing, I think it's not going to be quite the same.
But I appreciate the input and will keep it in mind when I no can longer use my right hand at all!

 

[impressive]

For this particular thing, I think it's not going to be quite the same.
But I appreciate the input and will keep it in mind when I no can longer use my right hand at all!

I agree that digits are best for the "come here" maneuver ... but a well-wiedled wand can come close.

 

[logophile]

I agree that digits are best for the "come here" maneuver ... but a well-wiedled wand can come close.

I love that "come here" motion.
Love it love it love it.

Mmmmm....

 

[impressive]

I love that "come here" motion.
Love it love it love it.

Mmmmm....

*files that little factoid away*

 

[logophile]

*files that little factoid away*

Well, being on the receiving end of the maneuver is wonderful, but what I really like is performing it and doing it well...

*lost in thought*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*files that little factoid away*

I've been taking notes feverishly.

 

[rgraham666]

I've been taking notes feverishly.

Moi aussi.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Moi aussi.

No Half Polish, but I can still write.