Isolated Blurt Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll bring new magazines for those too....and some coal so you can have a nice fire outdoors so we can roast an armadillo or two.

Bring whatever you want, but leave surly up there. We have a policy about such things...

 

[Guest]

OK, you can wait if you really want.
But only if I can get one of those beers...

what are you waiting for?
*hand poised ever so elegantly over sam adams bottle...wrist tilted in such a way as to speak of a diligent joy of brew*
i can only hold this position for so long yannow.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Bring whatever you want, but leave surly up there. We have a policy about such things...

Believe me, if I was away from here I would be less than surly....I may even be.....gasp.........Giddy!!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

what are you waiting for?
*hand poised ever so elegantly over sam adams bottle...wrist tilted in such a way as to speak of a diligent joy of brew*
i can only hold this position for so long yannow.

Fucking liar. You could hold that position in your sleep.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Believe me, if I was away from here I would be less than surly....I may even be.....gasp.........Giddy!!!

Dear God! I don't think we have the facilities for that.

 

[impressive]

....I may even be.....gasp.........Giddy!!!

It does not compute ... it does not compute ... it does not compute

 

[logophile]

what are you waiting for?
*hand poised ever so elegantly over sam adams bottle...wrist tilted in such a way as to speak of a diligent joy of brew*
i can only hold this position for so long yannow.

Yeah, don't want to kick your carpal tunnel up. Just relax that wrist and I'll be there soon.

Speaking of - I can't be the only woman out here with the world's worst case of sex-related carpal tunnel, can I?

 

[logophile]

Fucking liar. You could hold that position in your sleep.

HAHAHAHA!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dear God! I don't think we have the facilities for that.

You have beer, that might work.

Do I get a tour of the town too?

 

[Guest]

Yeah, don't want to kick your carpal tunnel up. Just relax that wrist and I'll be there soon.

Speaking of - I can't be the only woman out here with the world's worst case of sex-related carpal tunnel, can I?

absolutely not.. im still in recovery.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It does not compute ... it does not compute ... it does not compute

Do I have to throw rocks at you.......again?

 

[impressive]

Speaking of - I can't be the only woman out here with the world's worst case of sex-related carpal tunnel, can I?

Nope.

 

[Guest]

Do I have to throw rocks at you.......again?

i dare you

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You have beer, that might work.

Do I get a tour of the town too?

Sure. The tour outta take about 5 minutes...if and only if...we don't get caught at the only stop light.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

absolutely not.. im still in recovery.

I thought you were still drinking the cough medicine? Glad to hear you've stopped.

 

[logophile]

absolutely not.. im still in recovery.

There's really no prevention, is there?
Nothing I could be doing prophylactically to keep this from happening.
It's the forceful and repetitive "come here" motion that's doing it!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sure. The tour outta take about 5 minutes...if and only if...we don't get caught at the only stop light.

chinese firedrill time..........I'll have to practice speaking slow so people out there will understand me.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i dare you

Don't take the dare, Abs...the outcome would NOT be pretty...I think she's just angling for a spankin'.

 

[Guest]

I thought you were still drinking the cough medicine? Glad to hear you've stopped.

nope, me and mrs. dukakis are rubbing alcohol drinking buds.

 

[impressive]

It's the forceful and repetitive "come here" motion that's doing it!!

But that's sooooooooooooooooooooooo good.

 

[Guest]

There's really no prevention, is there?
Nothing I could be doing prophylactically to keep this from happening.
It's the forceful and repetitive "come here" motion that's doing it!!

over time, the pain will become pleasure...
i swear it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

nope, me and mrs. dukakis are rubbing alcohol drinking buds.

Have you tried the wintergreen? It's refreshing.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

chinese firedrill time..........I'll have to practice speaking slow so people out there will understand me.

Oh, they understand quick talking just fine. That's not to say that they'll return the conversation even one nanosecond faster, but they understand it just fine.

 

[logophile]

spankin'

*ears up*
Did someone say "spankin'"?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

i dare you

Do you think I need a dare???