I think you win for that.....mine involved an old store dept manager who was buying me clothes...snakes and something to do with a boat leaking fuel and endangering the city....plus, everytime I looked in my pockets I would find money...so I know that was a dream.sophia jane said:
ABSTRUSE said:
now, THAT, is talent.ABSTRUSE said:Success, managed to completely ignore my inlaws.
My parents are awesome. This is true. It's still an adjustment sometimes, though, to have your Mom walking in the back door or popping around the corner while you're on the back porch with a cold one. Cool thing is, she's always in the mood to bullshit and throw one back.ABSTRUSE said:You're parents are normal....and talk to you....and like you...nuff said????
They were standing outside the house, accident down the street and I stayed inside as long as possible, but of course I was curious...so I completely ignored them....besides....too many witnesses.lucky-E-leven said:My parents are awesome. This is true. It's still an adjustment sometimes, though, to have your Mom walking in the back door or popping around the corner while you're on the back porch with a cold one. Cool thing is, she's always in the mood to bullshit and throw one back.
What godawful event had you within earshot of the out-laws anyway?
Sounds like a banner day for entertainment in NEPA.ABSTRUSE said:They were standing outside the house, accident down the street and I stayed inside as long as possible, but of course I was curious...so I completely ignored them....besides....too many witnesses.
Head south. All the yard work is done, supper is on, cold beer in the fridge, mixed beverages ready for mixing & not a man in sight.ABSTRUSE said:
Gassing up the Cruella mobile, printing out a map, getting the SPF 4,000 sunscreen and on my way!!!lucky-E-leven said:Head south. All the yard work is done, supper is on, cold beer in the fridge, mixed beverages ready for mixing & not a man in sight.
~lucky
GREAT!ABSTRUSE said:
pppssstttt...can you hear it?lucky-E-leven said:
The outhouse is about 30 ft. from the main house, but I suppose (if you're not too slithery) you can use one of the two toilets we have inside.ABSTRUSE said:
I can hear it, IF you can also hear the little voice coming from every corner of the house that says, "sex toniiiiiiiight!"vella_ms said:
There are worse things, sexy.logophile said:
NOW?logophile said:
I'll bring new magazines for those too....and some coal so you can have a nice fire outdoors so we can roast an armadillo or two.lucky-E-leven said:The outhouse is about 30 ft. from the main house, but I suppose (if you're not too slithery) you can use one of the two toilets we have inside.
