impressive
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ABSTRUSE said:*snicker* Soccer mom.....*snort*
I talked dad into taking her tonight. (YES!)
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ABSTRUSE said:*snicker* Soccer mom.....*snort*
Atta girl, I almost lost faith in you.impressive said:I talked dad into taking her tonight. (YES!)
vella_ms said:frozen mango sumphin drink... feeling no pain and im actually kinda fuzzy. thank fuck for alcohol sometimes

Wire hangers?RebeccaLeah said:No more.
*squeeze**McKenna said:Sigh.
I don't really like this, but then, I don't really have a choice, do I?
I wish I just knew. I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I've really got to protect myself now.

ABSTRUSE said:*squeeze**![]()
Did you practice by smashing your boobs in the fridge doors?impressive said:That reminds me. Mammogram this afternoon. I hope they have those neat "Fresh Squeezed" t-shirts with the two oranges on 'em! I want one!
ABSTRUSE said:Did you practice by smashing your boobs in the fridge doors?

You're so together and hip.impressive said:No, but I did put the little silicone barbell in my nipple instead of the metal one.![]()
ABSTRUSE said:You're so together and hip.![]()
Well that just put my opinion of you into a spiraling, flaming nosedive that is plummeting to earth at amazing speeds.impressive said:And still a wuss. I still use Anbesol when I change it.
ABSTRUSE said:Well that just put my opinion of you into a spiraling, flaming nosedive that is plummeting to earth at amazing speeds.
Work on your lying.impressive said:And I'm crushed.