Isolated Blurt Thread

[variable Xy]

i know i'm not in the south anymore when someone tries to put sugar in my grits.

 

[carsonshepherd]

i know i'm not in the south anymore when someone tries to put sugar in my grits.

heathens

 

[carsonshepherd]

Grapefruit is NOT a good substitute for cereal. *sigh*

perhaps some gruel?

 

[yui]

Help! Talk me out of it! I'm tempted to write a "Loving Wives" story just because I look over there and see things I could write with a crayon between my toes that have 50 public comments!

Next I'll probably be trying to figure out a way to make Kris from Wingman into my heretofore secret twin sister just so I can get into the Incest category....




Hey! A Yui sighting! Hiya Sexy!

Say, Bel, my lovely, lovely Warrior Poet, if you do decide to write the story with a crayon between your toes, will you wear those jeans and nothing else?

And can I watch? Manly feet give me tingles...

Whee!

It's still okay for me to crush on you, right? You haven't handfasted or anything in my absence, have you?

Hello Yui!

Hello Carson!!! *hugs and kisses* Your CareBear reminds me of that quote: "Let's hug it out, bitch."

Do we have Lit Beer Night anymore? Or has that been discontinued?

Hi yui! Where ya been, beautiful?

Hi Rob! I've been burning down my house; and let me tell you that was a mess to clean up… How are you?

Yui! Hooray! How are you?

Hi SJ! Thanks for the "hooray!" I'm all warm and fuzzy now.

I'm doing much better now, thank you for asking! How are you? I'm playing catch-up on the threads, so I'm not sure what's current with you and what is not. I do hope you are happy and well!

Chats still happening?

's for Yui. It's good to see you!

's for CP. It's lovely, as always, to see you, too!

 

[sophia jane]

Chats still happening?

They haven't been very often, but I bet they'll get resurrected if you're there. You've definitely been missed.

 

[Celtic Princess]

perhaps some gruel?

You're too kind. Really.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You're too kind. Really.

I know.

blurt: I hate manual labor.

 

[Dar~]

FUCKING HANGNAILS. I probably should quit biting my nails

 

[SlickTony]

Update: I bought Bounty, which is known as "the quicker picker upper" and the most luxurious paper towel known to mankind. Frankly, I'm disappointed and don't feel "picked up" at all. I think I'm going back to doing poppers.

p.s. feel free to hose me down anytime.

Bounty is the best paper towel that can be found most places. However, there is, or there used to be, a brand called Bolt that was even better. My mother used to use them, and the sheets were so durable that you could rinse them and re-use them. However, you could only get them in Nebraska. She used to order them by the case. I don't know if they're procurable anymore.

 

[impressive]

It's good to be home ... even though there are now mountains of laundry to be done.

 

[Celtic Princess]

So much for resting this afternoon.


The dog decided to run back and forth in front of the armior until his collar got stuck on the handle of a drawer. The dog freaks out, barking and whimpering madly, while frantically trying to pull against his collar to get loose. I get him seperated from the drawer, he runs away, and I try to close the drawer. It doesn't work.

I look closer, and he's damaged the supports that the TV sit on to the point that I have to empty the armoir and take the TV out. Fucking great.


That sharp stabbing pain is huge now, kthnx.

 

[Dar~]

I itch all over. I really should shower after I mow the lawn.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Beef stew was yummy. First real food I've had in days. I'm in pain and my tummy is not happy with me.

 

[kendo1]

I've lost my shaver.
Had the first wet shave in 20 years... hurts like hell, but at least I look human again.

 

[lil_elvis]

Scarlett's current AV cracks me up.

 

[McKenna]

This has got to be the most boring Sunday, EVER!

I nearly watched sport-fishing, for crying out loud.

 

[carsonshepherd]

stupid dog.

get well.

 

[logophile]

Fuck, even your mechanical drawings of rotors and widgets make me wet!

 

[McKenna]

How about that. Apparently it is.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Scarlett's current AV cracks me up.

I'm calling it Bonky's Wild Night. Now I'm back to naked women for a while before I have a withdrawl.

 

[Equinoxe]

Oh yes, that's why I generally don't do that, I'm bad at it and I end up being almost embarassed.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

*blurt*
I hate it when I can't have instant gratification.

 

[yui]

Blurt: I have been here for almost two years and I just figured out the "Am Pics" is the "Amateur Pictures" category.

I'm such an idiot. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif

I thought it was a website or something.

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SJ, you are much too kind! I don't think I made it through an entire chat without bugging out, passing out, or proclaiming my love for everyone there. I've come to the conclusion that I'm a chat slut. Oh, the shame….

 

[McKenna]

It took me a while, too, Yui.


Welcome back, btw. I know of several who have missed you. (I would have missed you too, of course, but I don't know you that well ... yet. But you do come highly recommended!)

 

[McKenna]

"This story was so well written, and so fabulous, I was compelled to write a comment (my first comment on this site, ever). Please continue writing, (on here, and professionally) you do a fabulous job capturing the readers interest! VERY sensual, very good story!"


Thank you, Anonymous. You just made my night.