Isolated Blurt Thread

[ElizabethWest]

 

[Celtic Princess]

I have misplaced my bottle of darvocet. This is very bad.

 

[sophia jane]

I have misplaced my bottle of darvocet. This is very bad.

I promise I didn't take it this time.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I promise I didn't take it this time.

Thanks, Soph.




*sigh* I dunno where it is.

 

[SensualCealy]

Im in soooo much trouble, I dont know what to do!!!!

I think Im allergic to chocolate!!! Damnit all!
c

 

[OhMissScarlett]

News Item: A man who would never consider doing a dish will spend three hours scrubbing golf balls with a toothbrush. When confronted about this, the man will reply "You don't want me to have dirty balls, do you?"

 

[sophia jane]

News Item: A man who would never consider doing a dish will spend three hours scrubbing golf balls with a toothbrush. When confronted about this, the man will reply "You don't want me to have dirty balls, do you?"

PMSL!

The proper response- "Well it doesn't matter to me whether they're dirty or clean because I won't be going near them unless you start helping with the dishes."

 

[OhMissScarlett]

PMSL!

The proper response- "Well it doesn't matter to me whether they're dirty or clean because I won't be going near them unless you start helping with the dishes."

That's a great answer. Unfortunately, I was laughing too hard to say anything.

 

[carsonshepherd]

News Item: A man who would never consider doing a dish will spend three hours scrubbing golf balls with a toothbrush. When confronted about this, the man will reply "You don't want me to have dirty balls, do you?"

oh my god.

 

[rgraham666]

If I hear one more "men can't understand" jibe, I'm going to turn into a sexual predator.

Might as well since that's what too many people think we men are anyway.



Puff, puff. Better now.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dar~]

Rob, Most men don't fully understand the female mind anymore than most women don't fully understand the male mind. They are generalizations and sometimes they sting. Rest assured well educated women and men know there are good members of both sexes out there and that though sometimes they seem rare, when found they are truly treasured.

 

[SensualCealy]

Rob, if you guys would only admit we are right, and right most of the time, life would be easier!
Its funny, just today hubby and I were chatting about me looking for a new job, this week alone I have applied to 6 different positions around town. He made the statement "Well once you have the new job, the kids will have to learn to help you around the house more and be more independent!" I had to bite my tongue, or Id have said, "YOU TOO BUDDY!"

No more getting up and making and packing his breakfast and lunch. Packing his clothes he wears home after work. Getting his work clothes out for him, and figuring out what we are having for dinner before he leaves or I get calls during the day as to what we are having and what Id like him to bring home.
Do I do it cold turkey so he cant help but do it, or do I ease him into it? Hmmm points to ponder.
C

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Several odd noises remenicent of a couple of monkeys tearing a room to pieces and completely destroying everything in it.

BAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

A cd rack and two kitchen stools flying out of the second story window, shattering the glass and followed shortly by a matress that's been torn in half and a closet door. Contents of the bathroom chucked out in bundles, the same with everything in the closet, the hangers making nifty frisbees and the nail polish bottles staring as lovely paint bombs as they splatter and break on the street below. Said window breaks completely as the box spring is rather roughly pushed out but the carpet collects the broken glass before it's ripped up and tossed out after the phone, stereo, and ceiling fan. Refridgerator, oven, and dishware exit proptly, with a short pause for the kitchen knives to be thrown properly, ending imbedded in the car roof across the street.


...


Ok, done now.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Oops! How could I forget?

Leash and collar thrown out rodeo style to wrap around the power lines on the other side of the street.

...

Now I'm done.

 

[yui]

A wallflower, again. Missed watching you, peoples.

 

[Belegon]

Help! Talk me out of it! I'm tempted to write a "Loving Wives" story just because I look over there and see things I could write with a crayon between my toes that have 50 public comments!

Next I'll probably be trying to figure out a way to make Kris from Wingman into my heretofore secret twin sister just so I can get into the Incest category....




Hey! A Yui sighting! Hiya Sexy!

 

[matriarch]

That's a pretty novel way to spring clean.

Interesting, very cathartic, but expensive.

I'll give it a miss.

Feel better soon, love.

 

[rgraham666]

What you resist, you become.

 

[Liar]

A wallflower, again. Missed watching you, peoples.

Whee!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hello Yui!

 

[rgraham666]

A wallflower, again. Missed watching you, peoples.

Hi yui! Where ya been, beautiful?

 

[sophia jane]

A wallflower, again. Missed watching you, peoples.

Yui! Hooray! How are you?

 

[Celtic Princess]

Grapefruit is NOT a good substitute for cereal. *sigh*




's for Yui. It's good to see you!

 

[Guest]