Isolated Blurt Thread

[Honey123]

I have the credit card. Bwahahahaha!

I'm buying paper towels, so take that!

Ok...something is wrong with that.

You have the credit card and all you are buying are paper towels?? Will you be wearing the paper towels? and if so, can I hose you down to see if you brought the Brawny kind?

*crossing fingers and hoping she'll buy the cheap brand which desolve upon contact with water...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ok...something is wrong with that.

You have the credit card and all you are buying are paper towels?? Will you be wearing the paper towels? and if so, can I hose you down to see if you brought the Brawny kind?

*crossing fingers and hoping she'll buy the cheap brand which desolve upon contact with water...

Update: I bought Bounty, which is known as "the quicker picker upper" and the most luxurious paper towel known to mankind. Frankly, I'm disappointed and don't feel "picked up" at all. I think I'm going back to doing poppers.

p.s. feel free to hose me down anytime.

 

[Honey123]

Update: I bought Bounty, which is known as "the quicker picker upper" and the most luxurious paper towel known to mankind. Frankly, I'm disappointed and don't feel "picked up" at all. I think I'm going back to doing poppers.

p.s. feel free to hose me down anytime.

I wonder if "picker upper" holds true if used as a bra?

Did you get the quilted kind?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Where's Dr. Suess when I need her????

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I wonder if "picker upper" holds true if used as a bra?

Did you get the quilted kind?

Nope, just the plain. I'm pretty much soured on the idea of paper couture by my gyno who's always making me wear a paper vest and skirt when I go there.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Update: I bought Bounty, which is known as "the quicker picker upper" and the most luxurious paper towel known to mankind. Frankly, I'm disappointed and don't feel "picked up" at all. I think I'm going back to doing poppers.

p.s. feel free to hose me down anytime.

I think you need to get out of the house

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think you need to get out of the house

I was out of the house. Where do you think I got the paper towels? duh.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I was out of the house. Where do you think I got the paper towels? duh.

i was thinking permanently or at least for a few days.

 

[Honey123]

I was out of the house. Where do you think I got the paper towels? duh.

Men!

if you go and I cum?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

i was thinking permanently or at least for a few days.

Well, if you suddenly get a plane ticket in the mail with no explanation....

 

[Celtic Princess]

I'm ready for this to be over. I hate that it gets worse as the day goes on.


I want darvocet but have to take it with food and don't feel like getting up to find something.


*pulls covers over head*

 

[carsonshepherd]

I should be sleepy, but I'm not.

 

[Dar~]

I should be sleepy, but I'm not.

Log on to MSN and I'll bore you to sleep

 

[ABSTRUSE]

OH fucking spare me already.

 

[McKenna]

Ik luister nog steeds naar mijn slaapliedje.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Ik luister nog steeds naar mijn slaapliedje.

Ditto.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Why can't I sleep late anymore?

 

[matriarch]

Ik luister nog steeds naar mijn slaapliedje.

"I listen still to my sleep song." ??????????????? (courtesy of Babelfish)

 

[matriarch]

At least I know that the smoke alarm works in the new place.

Whaaatttt???

I like my bacon crisp, dammit !!!!

The current deafness was worth it.

 

[McKenna]

"I listen still to my sleep song." ??????????????? (courtesy of Babelfish)

"Sleep song" is "lullaby". (Dutch really is more literal than English, heheheh.)

So:

I still listen to my lullaby.

 

[Celtic Princess]

I'm so tired.

 

[woodnymph_O]

Im Grumpy

really i am ,
Nymphy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe
in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the
car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says
Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about,
but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?"
she shouts.

Switch on the windshield washer." I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues
hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

 

[matriarch]

Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe
in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the
car and hisses through the windshield.

"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says
Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about,
but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?"
she shouts.

Switch on the windshield washer." I filled it up with Holy Water at the
Vatican," says Sister Helen.

Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues
hissing at the nuns.

"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?

"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.

"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fuck off the car!"

I thought you'd enjoy that one.
Cranky bitch.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought you'd enjoy that one.
Cranky bitch.

I thought I sent that one to you........senile woman.