Honey123
creatively challenged....
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You wouldn't mind so much if they at least bought dinner.The_Darkness said:I don't understand why stalking is a crime. I mean really, what's so big about obcession? It's not like we don't sacrifice our civil liberties on a daily basis so as to make our lives just that much easier anyway....so what's the deal with someone following us around?
Exactly I mean, come on, that's only common courtesy around here....stalk someone, obcess over them, try to get into their lives through any means possible. I mean, shit! Not buying dinner after all of that is just an invitation for an ass-kickin' in this part of the world.ABSTRUSE said:You wouldn't mind so much if they at least bought dinner.
The_Darkness said:Exactly I mean, come on, that's only common courtesy around here....stalk someone, obcess over them, try to get into their lives through any means possible. I mean, shit! Not buying dinner after all of that is just an invitation for an ass-kickin' in this part of the world.
That'd be fun though....take them up to the bar, buy about 8 guys a round of whatever and say "hey, see the guy in the red hat over there that's staring at me? Own him."
The problem would be taken care of...and it'd look just like a bar fight that I'm so totatlly not related to. But if they'd have bought me dinner.....wouldn't have to happen that way.
The_Darkness said:
There's not much in life that I really worry about...meeting authors from the AH I don't think would be all that bad. It's some of the people who give me feedback like "Oh yes, Sir! Whip me, use me, beat me! I can't wait for your next installment so I can cum again" that make me a little leary....Honey123 said:But honestly, if you DID meet someone from Lit don't you think it would be nerve-wracking??? Especially if it were someone you were interested in>?
The_Darkness said:It's some of the people who give me feedback like "Oh yes, Sir! Whip me, use me, beat me! I can't wait for your next installment so I can cum again" that make me a little leary....
Now Honey, I wasn't going to say anything.....Honey123 said:Damn...I knew I shouldn't have wrote that...
The_Darkness said:Now Honey, I wasn't going to say anything.....
Oh, see, now you've gone and made me pout.Honey123 said:Yeah, but it's the same line I use when PC'ing all the male authors on Lit.![]()
The_Darkness said:Oh, see, now you've gone and made me pout.
Here I thought I was the one you wanted to stalk.
No, you're cute. I like you. I don't think beating you would be in order.Honey123 said:If I stalked you, you'd have 8 guys beat me up in a bar...

The_Darkness said:Seriously though, if you were being stalked and you just confronted the person about it, I wonder what they'd say...
The_Darkness said:No, you're cute. I like you. I don't think beating you would be in order.
Not like that anyway.
And the party would probably be a little smaller.
Seriously though, if you were being stalked and you just confronted the person about it, I wonder what they'd say...
AppleBiter said:(If I may interject) Something along the lines of, "If I can't have you, no one can" would be my guess.

AppleBiter said:(If I may interject) Something along the lines of, "If I can't have you, no one can" would be my guess. That, or, "I cooked your pet rabbit for dinner. Want some?"
The_Darkness said:That is fuckin' Awesome!
I'd be all like "I don't have a pet rabbit, but I got this neat collection of guns. See this one here? Yup, it's a sawed of double-barrel 12 gauge. No, no, come in the house and look at it....the light's better in here...."
Man, would that ever be a fun police report to file.

AppleBiter said:*snickers*![]()
variable Xy said:i'm sure purring harder is not all that would happen if you pet me.
but of course, mon bel ami.Celtic Princess said:~grin~
I certainly hope not. Does that mean I can follow you home?