Isolated Blurt Thread

[minsue]

never mind

What if I want to mind? Hmmmmm?

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Another weird dream

 

[mlady_france]

Fuck me hard!

Why is it that every time I fucking try to do anything life desides to fuck me in the ass with a ten inch rubber dong with out any lube! Why do I even fucking try anymore? Why do I even worry about doing anything for me? Just work until I die, never enjoy enjoything, because once I find even an ounce of joy in something that's when the ten incher is whipped out and I'm reminded that I'm not allowd to have any kind of excitement in my life.

Rant over

 

[impressive]

http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/media/MA-OneDay.jpg

 

[carsonshepherd]

Fuck me hard!

Why is it that every time I fucking try to do anything life desides to fuck me in the ass with a ten inch rubber dong with out any lube! Why do I even fucking try anymore? Why do I even worry about doing anything for me? Just work until I die, never enjoy enjoything, because once I find even an ounce of joy in something that's when the ten incher is whipped out and I'm reminded that I'm not allowd to have any kind of excitement in my life.

Rant over

keep ranting till you feel better, darlin'

 

[The_Darkness]

I have an IQ in the neighborhood of 150, and the hardest part of my job is staying awake just enough while welding to not light myself (or others) on fire. Most of the people that work in the factory during day shift are just barely above functional retard for IQ and many shouldn't be let outside without their own helmet.

I hate my job, but I've found out that by making fun of it, I can get along through the day better.

Case in point, we invented a new word last Monday. "Day-tard" Anyone who works the shift opposite your own who's primary goal contraposes logic, common sense, or cognitive thought.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Damn, getting text messages en français is making me hot.

 

[lil_elvis]

July is over! (Workwise that is) A whole month of taking it slow. Hot damn!

But why is it that because I finally got to $0 balance on my credit cards, I've got more offers than ever to get back into debt? Get thee behind me Satan!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I look good in burnt orange and khaki.

 

[The_Darkness]

My e-mail alert from Yahoo is really annoying.

I want pizza.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I need a hard fuck.

 

[The_Darkness]

I need a hard fuck.

Hey, I let you feel my ass earlier....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I need a hard fuck.

I said I'd pat your head, now you're pushing it.

 

[The_Darkness]

I said I'd pat your head, now you're pushing it.

Which one? The upper is nice and soothing, but patting the lower generally leads to a little pushing...

I guess I'm lost as to the problem, Abs

 

[carsonshepherd]

thanks guys, but what i really need, you don't got.

 

[The_Darkness]

thanks guys, but what i really need, you don't got.

Sorry man. If you're really blue about it, just think about three things that are completely unrelated and then make connections. Disturbing connections.

 

[variable Xy]

piss and moan piss and moan piss and moan
piss and moan piss and moan piss and moan
piss and moan piss and moan piss and moan

- still not quite happy

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sorry man. If you're really blue about it, just think about three things that are completely unrelated and then make connections. Disturbing connections.

thanks, but i think i'll just masturbate instead.

 

[mlady_france]

keep ranting till you feel better, darlin'

Thanks, I feel a lot better now.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Thanks, I feel a lot better now.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I wish this pounding in my head was a pounding somewhere else.

 

[The_Darkness]

I wish this pounding in my head was a pounding somewhere else.

I wish I could help you out with that.

Or at least watch.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I wish I could help you out with that.

Or at least watch.

You're in luck, I'm an exhibitionist and a voyeur.

 

[The_Darkness]

You're in luck, I'm an exhibitionist and a voyeur.

Hell Yes!

That reminds me, I have stories to finish up and submit.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Someone needs to beat the killer dust bunnies back into submission.



Have I mentioned that I hate this lately? Two more sentences- twenty minutes.