Isolated Blurt Thread

[variable Xy]

*blushes*

i can't believe i'm not hated by my readers for not submitting anything new in so long

what are you slipping them in pm to make up for it?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

what are you slipping them in pm to make up for it?

Yeah, Carson. Giving them a little sumthin extra?

 

[Dar~]

Yeah, Carson. Giving them a little sumthin extra?

Are your ears itching MissScarlet?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Are your ears itching MissScarlet?

Lol. Uh, no. People are always talking about me, I am unphased.

*blurt*
For some reason, my son is convinced that Lance Armstrong is this evil villian. All morning long, he was saying he had a dream that the guy in the yellow jacket was chasing him on his bike. I was like wtf? Then he saw a pic of Lance on the news and he said "That's the guy who was chasing me in my dream!"

We had to explain to him that Lance is a nice guy and blah blah. I think he's over it now.

 

[Dar~]

Lol. Uh, no. People are always talking about me, I am unphased.

*blurt*
For some reason, my son is convinced that Lance Armstrong is this evil villian. All morning long, he was saying he had a dream that the guy in the yellow jacket was chasing him on his bike. I was like wtf? Then he saw a pic of Lance on the news and he said "That's the guy who was chasing me in my dream!"

We had to explain to him that Lance is a nice guy and blah blah. I think he's over it now.

My friends all criticised me for letting Jericho watch all the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series with me. I won though. Now when she is scared or would be scared she tells me that Buffy killed all the monsters for her.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

My friends all criticised me for letting Jericho watch all the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series with me. I won though. Now when she is scared or would be scared she tells me that Buffy killed all the monsters for her.

Lol. I'd say he's doing much better now, riding his tricycle up and down the hall saying "I'm gonna win the tour da pants!"

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My friends all criticised me for letting Jericho watch all the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series with me. I won though. Now when she is scared or would be scared she tells me that Buffy killed all the monsters for her.

My step-father told my three year old that he took all the monsters to Corsicana, TX. Now, when anyone speaks of monsters, she laughs and says, "Monsters? There are no monsters here! My Grandpa took them all to Corsicana!"

 

[carsonshepherd]

what are you slipping them in pm to make up for it?

wanna find out?

 

[Dar~]

wanna find out?

Sure, do you think it would help get someone to read my stories? Maybe if I lied and put GAY PORN in the title I'd get more reads.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My beacon score is what?

Sweeeeet.

 

[Guest]

qualms and 43rd.

 

[4degrees]

you have an alt? who is he...i must fuck him.

 

[variable Xy]

wanna find out?

do you wanna slip-slide something in my pm?

 

[4degrees]

hey....you're kinda sexy...

 

[Rhys]

*drums fingers on the desktop*

 

[moonlight elf]

I can't sleep

 

[carsonshepherd]

i'm so fucking sick of this.

 

[Rhys]

i'm so fucking sick of this.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Crisco... basic but functional. The Levi's 501 of lube

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Crisco... basic but functional. The Levi's 501 of lube

ewww, I'll stick with Wet, thank you very much.

 

[Sunnie]

 

[lil_elvis]

It only took ten minutes for me to get a breathing human at TNT. And she didn't know shit!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

I'm confused.

 

[Honey123]

Happy for Carson...

es for Lil Elvis and SIMA


's for Sunnie


http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_12_16.gif <---Scarlett, not this kinda wet, puhlease!!!

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

*dipping into the honey pot*