Isolated Blurt Thread

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Hypothetically, if existence was a delicious donut, filled with the most irresistable strawberry filling and someone, not naming any names, happened to stroll past on a hyperdimensional pogo stick and accidentally mistook it for the mythical Donut of Deus Ex Machina that brings about world peace in a serious of improbable coincidences and poor planning and (hypothetically speaking) devoured it as quickly as possible, how much trouble could that person get into?

This is purely hypothetical, my friend is the one who wants to know, and besides I was out of town on that day, honest.
 
OhMissScarlett said:
my boobs hurt
my skin is itchy
and I'm lousy at returning pm's :eek:

I'll kiss them all better
I'll rub some lotion in
I've never noticed:kiss:
 
OhMissScarlett said:
my boobs hurt
my skin is itchy
and I'm lousy at returning pm's :eek:

I meant PMS...you know that pre menstrual shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My skin is not itchy..but I do feel bitchy
My boobs don't hurt..but if I pinch my nipples, I am sure they will

:mad:
 
Honey123 said:
I meant PMS...you know that pre menstrual shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My skin is not itchy..but I do feel bitchy
My boobs don't hurt..but if I pinch my nipples, I am sure they will

:mad:
I hate returning PMS too, lol.

okay, don't pinch your nipples
or go ahead, I don't care. :)
 
OhMissScarlett said:
I hate returning PMS too, lol.

okay, don't pinch your nipples
or go ahead, I don't care. :)

:D <--- okay...that made me smile.
 
The av's, the blurts, the quips .... they're not about you, J.

Stop assuming they are. Try to remember what it's like to be human, not an egomaniac.
 
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I can't wait for August, then all you demanding bitches can go away and leave me alone for one whole glorious month.
 
Thats because your readers adore you an dknow that whatever you do turn in will be fabulous.
 
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