Isolated Blurt Thread

[OhMissScarlett]

I can roll with that. I'll bring all my crazy 80's cd's and we can jive to a little Funkytown.

You're not the kind of midnight driver that eats chili-cheese Fritos and/or CornNuts of any kind, are you?

eww, no, CornNuts stink. I just like to drive around with the windows rolled down, speeding down country roads, scaring the shit out of the possums.

 

[~hellbaby~]

oh shit, this is just about one of the fun niest SNL's I've ever seen Christopher Walken is a trip

 

[Rhys]

~totally unrelated to anything here~

Jesus Christ! I just had an epiphany about who you are.

I should have caught on sooner.

 

[impressive]

You are so fucking pathetic.

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

I hate laundry.

amen, sister. i don't mind washing and drying... it's the folding/putting away...

 

[Guest]

 

[carsonshepherd]

Exactly. We need to start a fashion where you wear only well-wrinkled clothes that have been sitting in the clean clothes basket for a week.

Hmmm.

Never mind. Rumpled underwear chafes.

hey.... i've always been light years ahead of everyone else.

*looks down at wrinkled khaki/t-shirt combo*

solution: don't wear underwear.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

whoop whoop
oh yeah
I'm dancing, cause it ain't never gonna happen again.

 

[Dar~]

whoop whoop
oh yeah
I'm dancing, cause it ain't never gonna happen again.

What?? I feel lost.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Please, Goddess, let me get into this house.

I tossed and turned all night, dreaming of home improvements I wanted to make, furniture I wanted to build, the look on my girls' faces when we've painted and decorated their new rooms, and the satisfied smile I'll have when I hear the wife turn the lock on our bedroom door in our new house!

 

[Belegon]

ok, if I ever hit that huge lottery, a bunch of people are going to find plane tix and hotel reservations in the fed-ex package that gets delivered!

 

[carsonshepherd]

ok, if I ever hit that huge lottery, a bunch of people are going to find plane tix and hotel reservations in the fed-ex package that gets delivered!

you have such a big..... heart.

(what did you think I was going to say, perv?)

 

[McKenna]

Pon de Replay







Google it, Baby

 

[Fenikkusu]

Pon de Replay







Google it, Baby

Poupon Grey

Do you have any?

 

[Dar~]

no, but I have A1

 

[Fenikkusu]

no, but I have A1

If I bring soy sauce we can do some stir fry. The big green lady might still have some red pepper.

 

[McKenna]

alas, no

I ate it last night in my salad.

 

[Dar~]

I have broccoli and celery and other assorted veggies and lots of chicken

 

[McKenna]

Holy fucking moley!

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I've never been so hit on (chatted up) or so flattered in my entire life!


This rocks!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

well, that was the disaster of all dinner outings.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Arrrgh! i finally get a chance to write and I can't keep me damn eyes open

 

[Celtic Princess]

Arrrgh! i finally get a chance to write and I can't keep me damn eyes open

*channels Rhys*

Write more, damn it!

 

[carsonshepherd]

*channels Rhys*

Write more, damn it!

you'll need a flogger to do it convincingly....

 

[Despina]

It's been entirely too long since you were bound.