Isolated Blurt Thread

[impressive]

Well you'll have to chase me down the psychopath and catch me.

Okay ... that was a good one.

 

[Samandiriel]

Okay ... that was a good one.

Satan thought so too when I was talking to him and the purple elephant.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Thank God it's Friday!

All night to spend with the wife and a good storm to put us in the mood.

 

[Guest]

Thank God it's Friday!

All night to spend with the wife and a good storm to put us in the mood.

like we need a storm for that business...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

like we need a storm for that business...

Never a need, but a damn nice thing to have when high winds and torrential rain causes flooding between the sheets.

 

[Guest]

Never a need, but a damn nice thing to have when high winds and torrential rain causes flooding between the sheets.

thank god for that junior life guard class i took in my youth...
"annie, annie... are you ok?"

 

[lucky-E-leven]

thank god for that junior life guard class i took in my youth...
"annie, annie... are you ok?"

DIVE!


DIVE!


DIVE!

 

[Guest]

DIVE!


DIVE!


DIVE!

ooooooooogggggggggaaaaa!
hard rutter port
forward thrust!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

ooooooooogggggggggaaaaa!
hard rutter port
forward thrust!

Having the most lurid thoughts of you in European sailor gear.

 

[Guest]

Having the most lurid thoughts of you in European sailor gear.

OY! put 'nuthah shrimp on da barbie...

*wink*

 

[mismused]

delete

 

[lucky-E-leven]

OY! put 'nuthah shrimp on da barbie...

*wink*

That sounds good, but I've already had supper and would rather put another notch in the strap-on.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

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I don't know how, but you two are getting worse than evah! (*Groan!*)

How so, missy!?!

 

[Guest]

is it just me...

Chief Justice SCOTUS to resign?
or did anyone else think scrotum?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Not just you,
but
Ewwwwww!

 

[Guest]

Not just you,
but
Ewwwwww!

SOFT, LOOK YON... his testicles hang low, like the moon in the sky.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

SOFT, LOOK YON... his testicles hang low, like the moon in the sky.

Shaddup and get naked already so I can wash away the icky thoughts...

 

[mismused]

delete

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Stop being so freakin' cute, dammit.

*singing*
Boys, boys, too many boys.

 

[carsonshepherd]

aaarrrrrgh a mosquito bit the bottom of my foot
the itching is making me crazy
i hate summer.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

aaarrrrrgh a mosquito bit the bottom of my foot
the itching is making me crazy
i hate summer.

How does a mosquito bite the bottom of your foot?

Were your legs in the air?

 

[carsonshepherd]

How does a mosquito bite the bottom of your foot?

Were your legs in the air?

i was trudging in the garden in flip flops, beotch.

 

[carsonshepherd]

meow!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm hungry and why do I have to be up so early?

I need a hot nanny, that would solve all my problems.

 

[carsonshepherd]

sex makes my back hurt! life is so unfair