Isolated Blurt Thread

[ElizabethWest]

Holy shit. my neck doesn't hurt.

'Bout fucking time.

Now get to work!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

How do you bi people manage to not walk around turned on all the time?

*snicker*

right, who says we don't.
personally, I don't get a damn thing done.

 

[McKenna]

I put him on a plane bound for Singapore this morning.



Even though we've been together for years,
it never gets any easier saying goodbye,
(no matter how briefly he will be away).
Nine days this time.
Better than the usual two weeks.

Sigh.

 

[Honey123]

Now THAT's a silly question.

I'm always turned on...

 

[Honey123]

I put him on a plane bound for Singapore this morning.



Even though we've been together for years,
it never gets any easier saying goodbye,
(no matter how briefly he will be away).
Nine days this time.
Better than the usual two weeks.

Sigh.

 

[4degrees]

http://www.lachmeister.de/images/smilies/Alien/alien_09.gif

alien buttplug. cool.

 

[Honey123]

http://www.lachmeister.de/images/smilies/Alien/alien_09.gif

alien buttplug. cool.

Sure it's not a conehead?

 

[4degrees]

Sure it's not a conehead?

positive.

 

[impressive]

I realized this morning when stretching that if I was a guy, I could suck my own cock -- even if it was a little one, I could easily get the entire glans in my mouth.

 

[Honey123]

I realized this morning when stretching that if I was a guy, I could suck my own cock -- even if it was a little one, I could easily get the entire glans in my mouth.

YOU ACTUALLY FOLDED YOURSELF IN HALF??????

I am in awe of your talent, woman! Now, if you can do that backward ~ me in front and Bel behind.....woohoo....

 

[impressive]

YOU ACTUALLY FOLDED YOURSELF IN HALF??????

I am in awe of your talent, woman! Now, if you can do that backward ~ me in front and Bel behind.....woohoo....

On my back ... knees to shoulders. I guess that's folding myself in half.

Can also lay my torso on the floor when sitting with spread legs.

 

[Belegon]

YOU ACTUALLY FOLDED YOURSELF IN HALF??????

I am in awe of your talent, woman! Now, if you can do that backward ~ me in front and Bel behind.....woohoo....

oh thank you god for that mental image...thank you,,,thank you...thank you...

 

[Belegon]

I realized this morning when stretching that if I was a guy, I could suck my own cock -- even if it was a little one, I could easily get the entire glans in my mouth.

I never tried...have no interest in it honestly, even masturbation is a substitute, head is so much about her wanting to do that to me....but, when I was playing ball every day I was flexible enough that I could have done it...

 

[Honey123]

On my back ... knees to shoulders. I guess that's folding myself in half.

Can also lay my torso on the floor when sitting with spread legs.

I always thought I was flexible....I am, but not like that! Best I can do is get my knees to my shoulders with no problem....if I want to have my legs straight up, well then that just requires another set of hands holding my ankles.....

 

[Belegon]

You two are really going to make me write a story about gymnasts, aren't you?

As a junior in high school I dated the CIF champion on the balance beam...some of her muscles were in very nice places

 

[impressive]

You two are really going to make me write a story about gymnasts, aren't you?

Hmmmm ... Honey, does the vault come to mind?

 

[Honey123]

Hmmmm ... Honey, does the vault come to mind?

That and mats and ropes and swings and......

 

[Guest]

if I want to have my legs straight up, well then that just requires another set of hands holding my ankles.....

Hello
Can I be of service?

 

[impressive]

I'm writing a sentence approximately every 15 minutes. At this pace, the guy will come around ... oh, 2008.

 

[Honey123]

I'm writing a sentence approximately every 15 minutes. At this pace, the guy will come around ... oh, 2008.

so not into it, huh?

 

[impressive]

so not into it, huh?

I'm eager to finish the damned thing. *sigh* I wanna be done with it.

 

[Honey123]

I'm eager to finish the damned thing. *sigh* I wanna be done with it.

so what is keeping you from it?

 

[impressive]

so what is keeping you from it?

It's humor ... and I want to retain that humor through the climax ... but I'm having trouble with hot head and humor combined.

 

[Honey123]

It's humor ... and I want to retain that humor through the climax ... but I'm having trouble with hot head and humor combined.

In real life, don't you put humor into your sex life? I mean, haven't you been in a situation where you are giving head and then, something triggers something that can't help but be funny?

He could shoot some cum in her eye or something....

 

[impressive]

In real life, don't you put humor into your sex life? I mean, haven't you been in a situation where you are giving head and then, something triggers something that can't help but be funny?

He could shoot some cum in her eye or something....

Yeah ... but this is kinda different than normal sex humor. Okay, I realize that made no sense.

Ignore me.