Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

i wouldnt mind, for a short period of time, being a city dweller. i feel certain that i would have stories to tell for a long time...but then ill need a haven of the country/seaside to wash away the grime.

 

[matriarch]

i wouldnt mind, for a short period of time, being a city dweller. i feel certain that i would have stories to tell for a long time...but then ill need a haven of the country/seaside to wash away the grime.

Eggsachery!!

I detest cities.
I only go when I have to.
I always feel like I've been coal mining by the time I get home, and only a long soak in the bath, candles, glass of wine, will take away the dirty feeling.

Then a walk along the shore to let the sea work its way back into my soul.

 

[McKenna]

Dogfather. I swear it was a Freudian slip. No typo intended. I will watch it at least once, no worries. But I'm not in a hurry; I mean, I've gone this long without seeing it and haven't been ostracized from polite society.

 

[Guest]

rollin rollin rollin
get those doggies rollin
rawhide!

 

[impressive]

E - I - E - I - O

 

[Guest]

bleach


can burn your lungs.
(dont try this at home, kids)

 

[Samandiriel]

bleach


can burn your lungs.
(dont try this at home, kids)

Were you dyeing your nose hairs?

 

[Guest]

Were you dyeing your nose hairs?

you swore you wouldnt tell. you hag!
where's the bris?

 

[Samandiriel]

you swore you wouldnt tell. you hag!
where's the bris?

Had my fingers crossed. People knew anyway, they could tell by your roots.

 

[Guest]

Had my fingers crossed. People knew anyway, they could tell by your roots.

didn't we have this conversation about how there are other limbs you should think about crossing?
my roots are long and tangled. you never knew what a bitch it would be to use 'no more tears' on scilia.

 

[Samandiriel]

didn't we have this conversation about how there are other limbs you should think about crossing?
my roots are long and tangled. you never knew what a bitch it would be to use 'no more tears' on scilia.

Stop staring at my nipples, it's cold in here....*crossing arms over chest*

Next time just use a lighter and some kerosene.

 

[Guest]

Stop staring at my nipples, it's cold in here....*crossing arms over chest*

Next time just use a lighter and some kerosene.

i love the smell of napalm early in the morning.
you cant stop me from staring at your nipples when you keep pinching them like that!

 

[Samandiriel]

i love the smell of napalm early in the morning.
you cant stop me from staring at your nipples when you keep pinching them like that!

It's just a reflex.

 

[Guest]

he said she was cheap
she said she was financially challenged.
it was an ideal situation, all things considered

 

[impressive]

Argh!

 

[McKenna]

Argh!

I'll see that Argh! and raise you one more!

 

[impressive]

I'll see that Argh! and raise you one more!

I'll see that, and raise you two "Blechs" and a "Grrrrrrrrrrr"

 

[carsonshepherd]

please leave me alone!

 

[Guest]

hungry
too lazy to do anything about it
but dreaming of a bed picnic with lucky...remembering the gooey honey covered apple and shared finger food...

 

[matriarch]

I want it all.
Now.
Not in a few weeks, or months, or one day.
Now.

 

[matriarch]

I shouldn't have watched Desert Hearts and Late Bloomers.

Now I feel wistful, and I've been sighing a lot.

Late Bloomers was for research purposes....delightful film, but still left me feeling restless.........and deprived. *sigh*

 

[impressive]

I want it all.
Now.
Not in a few weeks, or months, or one day.
Now.

I want some of it now ...
and some of it tomorrow ...
and some the next day ...
...
...
...

 

[matriarch]

I want some of it now ...
and some of it tomorrow ...
and some the next day ...
...
...
...

That's ok, just make sure you save some of it at least for 2 week's time.

OK??

 

[ElizabethWest]

I Want It Now!

I want a feast
I want a bean feast
Cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts so good you could go nuts.
No, now!
I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons and performing baboons and
Give it to me now.
I want the world,
I want the whole world.
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now!
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear them like braids in my hair and I don't want to share them
I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
Ten thousand ton of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!
I want the works,
I want the whole works!
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises in all shapes and sizes,
And now!
Don't care how I want it now!
Don't care how I want it now!

 

[Guest]

i see a little shiloette of a man