Isolated Blurt Thread

[ElizabethWest]

Hire a neighborhood kid to do it.

Good idea!! Only problem is there aren't any...

I actually like to mow. And since it's such a lovely day, I think I'll head out to the shed.

Behave yourself!

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Good idea!! Only problem is there aren't any...

I actually like to mow. And since it's such a lovely day, I think I'll head out to the shed.

Behave yourself!

Well that could be a problem lol.

And where's the fun in behaving myself?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Did you just trade me to Charley for some momo sauce, a pack of Bubble Yum, and a slim, hot shit mix named O?

I did! You're in for it now.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm in the house alone.
sssh, don't tell.
I'm gonna watch some porn.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Another of my poems has an http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-3/971679/ico_h.gif beside it!!!!

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm in the house alone.
sssh, don't tell.
I'm gonna watch some porn.

In the house alone? what the fuck is that like?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

In the house alone? what the fuck is that like?

I don't know.
I haven't moved yet
and I can't stop whispering

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

In the house alone? what the fuck is that like?

I wish I knew.

 

[Guest]

allergies suck donkey dick.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

In the house alone? what the fuck is that like?

I was alone for all of an hour and a half.
woohoo
I'm going to a fucking movie, just to be sort of alone.

 

[BlackShanglan]

The amateur dramatics season continues, with a charming new masque to succeed last week's farce.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

can't write, fuck it, I'm making tea.

 

[Guest]

sudden flashes of william shatner singing lucy in the sky with diamonds has me reeling...

and i find myself asking....WHY?!!

 

[Guest]

random shakespear:

For the rebellion ofa codpiece!
His use was to put a ducat in her clack-dish.

 

[Guest]

here we are, dear old friend
you and i drunk again
laughs have been had and
tears have been shed
maybe the whiskeys gone to my head
but if
iwere gay i would give you my heart
if i were gay you would be my work of art....

 

[Guest]

i swear its the benedryl.



makes me long for the days of mr. greenjeans and the simplistic bazooka joe cartoons.


im not a loon but rather a very mentally hyper synaptically challenged boarderline empathiser with nothing to do.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

im not a loon but rather a very mentally hyper synaptically challenged boarderline empathiser with nothing to do.

And I love you for it.

~lucky

p.s. If you need something to do... ME!

 

[Dar~]

And I love you for it.

~lucky

p.s. If you need something to do... ME!

You two are so sweet! I love you guys!

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Hey, television, could you possibly suck more?

 

[Guest]

i want to blow bubbles on your breasts

 

[ElizabethWest]

My soon-to-be-ex just asked me the strangest question.

 

[Dar~]

well that was an evil post Liz . . .elaboration please

 

[OhMissScarlett]

$1000 for brakes!? Fuck it, I'm just gonna get me an anchor to drop.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i want to blow bubbles on your breasts

Again?

 

[rgraham666]

Hey, television, could you possibly suck more?

Don't ask questions you don't want answered.