Isolated Blurt Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

good... so, i suppose we wont be keading the bread after all.

Nutcase-typo-wench!

Quit talking about food when I'm imagining you naked & wet...

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Nutcase-typo-wench!

Quit talking about food when I'm imagining you naked & wet...

~lucky

what tit
i typo?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

what tit
i typo?

All i reely need to no is if u wanna fuck.

 

[Guest]

All i reely need to no is if u wanna fuck.

now, thats a language i can understand...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

now, thats a language i can understand...

Well?

 

[Guest]

Well?

im watin
where r u?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

im watin
where r u?

Packing my bags.

A one ringie-dingie...

~lucky

 

[Guest]

im feeling a wee bit scottish
im ever rolling my r's

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Hi Lorna, howya Doone?

ach! laddie...
thats corrrrrny evan fer you...
*insert really loud braveheart laugh here*

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

It's been a slow day...never really got the engine runnin, but that's not a complaint.

erm.. the most energetic thing i did today was shower...im all tuckered out.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

No surprises there - did you leave any water for the rest of CT?

what, like they need it?
no way man... its all about me me me

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

So did you become a Scotsman before or after the shower?

was during. when i thought of the claymore and the kilt...how it would feel, rubbing against my dangly bits.
i imagined have one of those too...

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

But will you win Wimbledon?

pansy sport! bah!
now if they were playing with sharp angry weapons and the winner won the right to life, now THAT would be worth watching!

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Aye, twould be a grrrand sight.

blood and limbs scatter the field as pansy ted in his tight lycra tennis shorts dodges unsuccessfully Mac McIntires advances...the net is in shreds...the crowd goes wild... the lions are let loose onto the field...

wait.. i slipped into rome for a moment.

 

[yui]

Last thing I need for my overactive imagination is those kind of flicks. 'Course, that same imagination may be exactly why I so enjoying reading porn....

Wish I could have been there to hold your hand Yui...

That's very sweet of you, Bel! Thank you! For the first half of the movie I would have been trying to climb in your lap, though, forget that hand business.

 

[Guest]

scotsman's kilt

Well a Scottsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked the he'd drunk more than his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no long keep his feet
And he stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
He stumbled off in to the grass to sleep beside the street
About the thime two young and lovely girls just happened by
One says to the other, with a twinkle in her eye
"See yon sleeping Scottsman, so strong a handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt"
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
They krept up on the sleeping Scottsman quite as could be
They lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Was nothing more htna God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment, then one said "We must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied in to a bow
Around the bonnie star the Scotts kilt did lift and show
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Around the bonnie star the scotts kilt did lift and show
Now the Scottsman woke to natures call and stumbled for the trees
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes,
"Lad, I don't know where you;ve been, but I see you've won first prize"
Ring-ding didle lidle la deo
Ring dye didley eye oh
Lad, I don't know where you've been, but I see you've won first prize

 

[carsonshepherd]

As you've just come out of the shower, I have a technical question: Which part do you soap first? Do you do what I do, which is "reuse" the shampoo on my body, starting with my arms? I only ask in the interests of optimizing the effiency of my shower routine in future, thereby saving water bills and cost of soap.

Answer to this question from this morning:

Shampoo dries your skin, fool. The reason I still get carded for beer at 31 is my skin, which is as smooth as newborn's butt. If you stopped washing with shampoo, people might not believe you're old enough to be my dad.

Wash hair. Leave shampoo on while washing body. Rinse off all at once. Then stand there half asleep until the hot water starts to run out.

 

[ElizabethWest]

God, that's gorgeous!

 

[yui]

God, that's gorgeous!

Isn't he, though?