Isolated Blurt Thread

[carsonshepherd]

Takes a lot to scare some people.

Sometimes they're just lazy and don't answer their PMs

 

[Guest]

Takes a lot to scare some people.

Sometimes they're just lazy and don't answer their PMs

lazy people are usually extremely intelligent and insightful...
sensitive too!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Don't forget gorgeous.

 

[Guest]

Don't forget gorgeous.

as if i could forget that!

 

[Celtic Princess]

Latest Tarot reading:

Mostly favorable.


*crosses fingers*

I'm really hoping that I read them correctly. I get the results for The Big Test tomorrow or Monday.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Latest Tarot reading:

Mostly favorable.


*crosses fingers*

I'm really hoping that I read them correctly. I get the results for The Big Test tomorrow or Monday.

 

[Celtic Princess]

Thank you, sweetie.


Cross your fingers and toes for me too, k?

 

[yui]

"Ninety-nine zillion,
Nine trillion and two
Creatures are sleeping!
So…
How about you?

"When you put out your light,
Then the number will be
Ninty-nine zillion
Nine trillion and three.

"Good night."


-- Dr. Seuss "Sleep Book"

 

[ElizabethWest]

Dammit! Two for the price of one!

I have two westies. A boy and girl, Brodie and Bridget. Bridget was in desperate need of a bath, I won't go into details because it's just disgusting. So I fill up the tub and go to hunt her down. She hates baths and is hiding under the bed. When I go back to the tub, guess who's sitting there waiting for his bath? Brodie has decided he wants to be first, like he was even being offered a turn!

So after I give him a bath, I fill up the tub again and go hunt for Bridget. Again. I flush her out and drag her kicking and clawing to the tub. But at least this time I had the foresight to close the bathroom door so Brodie wouldn't be back in the tub waiting for a second turn.



Thanks, back to blurting!

 

[Guest]

while im sure that godiva truffles have certain nurtients... something tells me that eating them for two meals in a row might not be a good thing.

 

[cloudy]

while im sure that godiva truffles have certain nurtients... something tells me that eating them for two meals in a row might not be a good thing.

Chocolate is an aphrodisiac.

'nuff said.

 

[ElizabethWest]

while im sure that godiva truffles have certain nurtients... something tells me that eating them for two meals in a row might not be a good thing.

Er, you're probably right. But I bet they were delicious!

 

[carsonshepherd]

Life is like a box of chocolates.

And every time I bite into one I get the icky nougat or strawberry creams...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Life is like a box of chocolates.

And every time I bite into one I get the icky nougat or strawberry creams...

They can't all be filled with caramel.

 

[Guest]

They can't all be filled with caramel.

true but i do the thumbprint test.
if anything squishes out from the truffle that i dont recognise as caramel... i give it to the kids.

 

[carsonshepherd]

true but i do the thumbprint test.
if anything squishes out from the truffle that i dont recognise as caramel... i give it to the kids.

PMSL.

I love you vella

 

[NoJo]

true but i do the thumbprint test.
if anything squishes out from the truffle that i dont recognise as caramel... i give it to the kids.

Which of course implies that you're an adult.

 

[ElizabethWest]

true but i do the thumbprint test.
if anything squishes out from the truffle that i dont recognise as caramel... i give it to the kids.

Well, that's one way of weeding out the undesirables. And I mean the candy, not the kids!

 

[Guest]

PMSL.

I love you vella

i bet you say that to all the sickos.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey vella!

I just tried it... (the thumbprint test)

and guess what?

I got caramel!

 

[Guest]

Hey vella!

I just tried it... (the thumbprint test)

and guess what?

I got caramel!

see? good things are happening all around us!
and
you have the day off... hot damn!

 

[NoJo]

Hey vella!

I just tried it... (the thumbprint test)

and guess what?

I got caramel!

You are talking about chocolates, here, Carson?

 

[ElizabethWest]

Hey vella!

I just tried it... (the thumbprint test)

and guess what?

I got caramel!

See, your three days of peace have already begun.

 

[Guest]

i just killed off a character by plunging a rather large icicle through his eyeball...
suddenly, i feel like celebrating. this calls for another godiva!

 

[carsonshepherd]

You are talking about chocolates, here, Carson?

....

(i hate the new rules about "Your message is too short" dammit)