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Honey123 said:OK...I FUCKING HATE HIM
neonlyte said:I've just made an absolute arse of myself.
Others can explain![]()

vella_ms said:i wouldnt know what to do if i didn't make an ass of myself on a daily basis.
there's comfort in numbers.![]()
Evil Alpaca said:Like "13" and "5."
vella_ms said:no, those numbers are a comfort to you...
they're odd
Evil Alpaca said:But there's 2 of them, making it all even . . .
vella_ms said:oy!
smart ass. come closer so i can hug ya. thats my new strategy.. hug em to death.
Evil Alpaca said:*HUGS* for the Vella.
So, how's the job hunt goin'?
vella_ms said:keep sending out resumes
maybe i should put stamps on the envelopes?
or is it a conspiracy? is postman andy tossing them in the garbage because he has a secret crush on me and wants to take me away to some odd postal convention where the discuss the merits of handguns vs. shotguns?
Evil Alpaca said:If I had a dime everytime that happened to me . . . I'd be short a dime.
vella_ms said:which scenario?
i cant believe that your postperson didnt just want to maul you.
Evil Alpaca said:Why? Do I come across as a maulable-desireable quadruped?
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vella_ms said:yes, with good fashion sense. i just know you molt/shed before the others.
Evil Alpaca said:Molt? You must be thinking of the rare flying Brazilian spotted camel . . . different breed . . .
vella_ms said:aha! thats why i put shed in there, cant be too careful and i dont like to offend...thats why i use deodorant

Evil Alpaca said:I'm glad you have a reason . . .![]()
vella_ms said:atleast one.
the rest has flown with those funky flying camels.
Evil Alpaca said:They flew south for the winter . . . normally they roost in Vancouver.
vella_ms said:so, what youre saying is they have bi-citizenship?
i always knew they were cool
Evil Alpaca said:There only cool in Vancouver . . . that's why they migrate in winter . . .
Yep, they're bi- . . . hey, wudder U sayin'?
vella_ms said:oh
nuffin....
i think you get my point
Evil Alpaca said:Of course I get yer point . . . you keep jabbin' me with the sharp end of a stick . . . meaniehead.
vella_ms said:but would you still lurve me if i werent a meaniehead?
i think not~
