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[impressive]

Quality Control

Who, I'd like to know, does quality control for vibrators? I mean, REALLY? Has anyone ever tried to return one?

Lately it seems, the quality sucketh muchly -- regardless of the cost of the device.

My first vibe lasted almost 8 years ... and cost me about $0.005 per orgasm.

This latest, maybe $0.25/orgasm.

WHAT IS THE WORLD ... UM ... COMING TO?

Still, $0.25 is pretty cheap.

 

[Guest]

Re: Quality Control

Who, I'd like to know, does quality control for vibrators? I mean, REALLY? Has anyone ever tried to return one?

Lately it seems, the quality sucketh muchly -- regardless of the cost of the device.

My first vibe lasted almost 8 years ... and cost me about $0.005 per orgasm.

This latest, maybe $0.25/orgasm.

WHAT IS THE WORLD ... UM ... COMING TO?

Still, $0.25 is pretty cheap.

weeeeelllll
since you brought it up...
the last vibe i bought was almost all of my savings.. ok maybe not that much but still...
and
it still has not gotten me off. how very depressing.
i need to design vibes
i so understand
a vibrator's lement...

 

[impressive]

Re: Re: Quality Control

weeeeelllll
since you brought it up...
the last vibe i bought was almost all of my savings.. ok maybe not that much but still...
and
it still has not gotten me off. how very depressing.
i need to design vibes
i so understand
a vibrator's lement...

Actually, we need to start a business. A Consumer Reports, if you will, for sex toys. We try. We test. We rate. They pay us.

I'm quitting my day job right NOW.

 

[CharleyH]

I'M ALIVE!

 

[Guest]

I'M ALIVE!

where ya been gorgeous?
care to join me and imp in the consumer reporting for sex toys business???

well make a killin!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

BLURT

LOVE
*happy-silly giggle*

 

[lucky-E-leven]

My neck hurts like a sonofabitch.

~lucky

 

[impressive]

My neck hurts like a sonofabitch.

~lucky

The line to massage you is forming behind me.

 

[Honey123]

My neck hurts like a sonofabitch.

~lucky

stop trying to look up girls' dresses and it will be fine!!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The line to massage you is forming behind me.

Please tell me you have very strong hands.

~lucky

For shame, Honey! I needn't crane my neck looking up girl's dresses. I'm just fine with escorting the lovelies to the restroom, unzipping said dress and pushing it off of their shoulders without any neck strain at all.



p.s. Taking them against the wall can be hell on the back, though. (Well worth it, mind you, but its own sweet version of hell.)

 

[impressive]

Please tell me you have very strong hands.

~lucky

I'll tell you whatever you want to hear if it means I can touch!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll tell you whatever you want to hear if it means I can touch!

Tell me you have strong hands, warm oil and are in the mood to deal with several kinks.

~lucky

 

[impressive]

Tell me you have strong hands, warm oil and are in the mood to deal with several kinks.

~lucky

I have strong hands, warm oil, and am in the mood to deal with several kinks.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I have strong hands, warm oil, and am in the mood to deal with several kinks.

*climbs in bed, clips hair atop head & buries face in pillow*

Do your best to un-kink me, baby. I'll happily return the favor just as soon as I can turn my head to the left.

~lucky (I'm so dying to see that torso AV of yours again. *drool*)

 

[CharleyH]

where ya been gorgeous?
care to join me and imp in the consumer reporting for sex toys business???

well make a killin!

We don't have to return them, do we?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

We don't have to return them, do we?

Are you kidding? The last person that tried to take a vibrator from Vella before she was ready to give it up wound up with a helluva set of her dental records on their inner thigh.

Trust me!

~lucky

 

[impressive]

~lucky (I'm so dying to see that torso AV of yours again. *drool*)

For you.

 

[impressive]

We don't have to return them, do we?

Oh, no! We get the prototypes. Make recommendations for improvements. Send 'em back, if necessary, for enhancements. Tell 'em when they're ready to send to market.

 

[CharleyH]

Are you kidding? The last person that tried to take a vibrator from Vella before she was ready to give it up wound up with a helluva set of her dental records on their inner thigh.

Trust me!

~lucky

LOL, I thought that was just foreplay.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

For you.

Damn, you have a nice body. If no one's told you lately, you're verrrry easy on the eyes. Hell on the drool factor, but damn the eyes are lovin' it.

~lucky

ty

 

[impressive]

Damn, you have a nice body. If no one's told you lately, you're verrrry easy on the eyes. Hell on the drool factor, but damn the eyes are lovin' it.

~lucky

ty

 

[CharleyH]

Damn, you have a nice body. If no one's told you lately, you're verrrry easy on the eyes. Hell on the drool factor, but damn the eyes are lovin' it.

~lucky

ty

Judging from the photo, she's just easy



grrrrr

 

[lucky-E-leven]

LOL, I thought that was just foreplay.

It was.

She becomes rather...obedient...when things get serious.



~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Judging from the photo, she's just easy



grrrrr

I'd argue that. Of course, I'm a whore for a challenge.



~lucky

 

[impressive]

I'd argue that. Of course, I'm a whore for a challenge.



~lucky

Shall I play hard to get, then?