Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

 

[SlickTony]

The more stories you send, you'll get used to it.

 

[impressive]

I am so totally swept away by Celine Dion's rendition of "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face"

Damn! *fanning self* I'm not a fan of hers, but ... WOW.

 

[Edward Teach]

Arrogance

Arrogance ought to be one of the seven deadly sins. It ought to be punishable by death. Death on the fucking spot. Just shoot the mutherfucker right on the spot. Ought to be a citizen’s duty. A deadly duty. One of the seven deadly duties.

Hell, abetting arrogance ought to be a crime too. Approbation of Arrogance ought to be a deadly duty.

Ed Fucking T

 

[lucky-E-leven]

To: The powers that be.

I don't know what I ever did to deserve her, but please let me do it again as often as it takes to ensure that I never know another day without her.

From: Lucky

 

[Guest]

To: The powers that be.

I don't know what I ever did to deserve her, but please let me do it again as often as it takes to ensure that I never know another day without her.

From: Lucky

*melting*
babe...im the barnicle to the bottom of your boat...youll have to scrape me off..

 

[impressive]

*melting*

Woman, you're not kidding! I was *melting* just thinking about someone, someday feeling that way about ME!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

*melting*
babe...im the barnicle to the bottom of your boat...youll have to scrape me off..

Only Vella could make this sound cute!

Grovel . . . grovel . . .

 

[Guest]

Only Vella could make this sound cute!

Grovel . . . grovel . . .

ah oh evil fur covered one...
ya make me smile.

for you, only the best organic carrots and alalfa

 

[Guest]

ASS TINGLES

 

[Honey123]

ASS TINGLES

HOW???

 

[Guest]

HOW???

sometimes, i get a thought...and it plays out in my head.. i get all excited and produce ass tingles.
i swear ive never heard of anyone else having this physical phenomina.

i was just thinking about sex. i know...its hard to believe, buttttt...i was!

 

[Honey123]

sometimes, i get a thought...and it plays out in my head.. i get all excited and produce ass tingles.
i swear ive never heard of anyone else having this physical phenomina.

i was just thinking about sex. i know...its hard to believe, buttttt...i was!

Well, I don't get ass tingles.but I do get a heaviness in my pussy when I think of sex...it's probably the same thing as you get..and then just as it gets that feeling, I can't help but squeeze.

 

[Guest]

Well, I don't get ass tingles.but I do get a heaviness in my pussy when I think of sex...it's probably the same thing as you get..and then just as it gets that feeling, I can't help but squeeze.

well, i get that too... but a real concentration of tingles all over my ass.. maybe anticipatory??? perhaps a spanking would solve it....
no, just propagate the inclination for more... *sigh*

 

[impressive]

I hate to wait!

Okay, somebody PM me and tell me (lie, if you must) that you are so eager for my latest story that you just MUST have an advance copy e-mailed to you.

(Ain't delusions grand?)

 

[Guest]

I hate to wait!

Okay, somebody PM me and tell me (lie, if you must) that you are so eager for my latest story that you just MUST have an advance copy e-mailed to you.

(Ain't delusions grand?)

send away gorgeous.. you know i love your stuff!
*tapping fingers*
im waiting...
come on now,
i am not a patient person...dont you know that?
i mean....REALLY!

 

[impressive]

send away gorgeous.. you know i love your stuff!
*tapping fingers*
im waiting...
come on now,
i am not a patient person...dont you know that?
i mean....REALLY!

Gotta e-mail. Too much formatting for a PM. It's ... um ... coming, sweets. Keep your pants on (or not).

 

[Guest]

Gotta e-mail. Too much formatting for a PM. It's ... um ... coming, sweets. Keep your pants on (or not).

THAT WAS AWESOME.
cant wait till its up on lit.
you are a sick genius
now

tell us, how does dis make you feel, eh?

 

[impressive]

THAT WAS AWESOME.
cant wait till its up on lit.
you are a sick genius
now

tell us, how does dis make you feel, eh?

Thanks. Those are fun to write.

I'm feeling rather ... um ... yeah ... that.

 

[Guest]

Thanks. Those are fun to write.

I'm feeling rather ... um ... yeah ... that.

well instead of that...
feel


this...
and then tell me how it goes

 

[impressive]

well instead of that...
feel


this...
and then tell me how it goes

This? I'm curled up on Mat's lap over in ABSTRUSIONS. She's warm.

 

[impressive]

Don'tcha think there ought to be a ".cum" suffix for porn sites?

 

[Guest]

Don'tcha think there ought to be a ".cum" suffix for porn sites?

i think youre delightfully zany
but i do agree

(though you cant really see me here cuz...im off studying)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Yes, the memory alone is good enough to get me going at the drop of a hat.

~lucky

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I . . . hate . . . power outages! . . .

Okay, I've vented. Where's the comfort food?