Isolated Blurt Thread

[lucky-E-leven]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: my first honestly unique blurt...

Rrrrrrrrrright ... there!


BLURT: I think too many of my eggs are in the wrong basket.

*zeroing in...*


BLURT: Soapy hands roaming my body is deeelicious.

~lucky

 

[Liar]

Toes are funny.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Toes are funny.

so are ears..........and why is it "ears of corn"? some would say it's "ears of maize".....corn is my favorite veggie, it's magic.

 

[impressive]

.....corn is my favorite veggie, it's magic.

I thought that was beans.

Chili, anyone?

 

[Liar]

so are ears..........and why is it "ears of corn"? some would say it's "ears of maize".....corn is my favorite veggie, it's magic.

There was a thread on creamed corn somewhere here...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I thought that was beans.

Chili, anyone?

No cause corn reappears again the next day!

 

[Guest]

I wanna fuck .... RIGHT NOW!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wanna fuck .... RIGHT NOW!!!!

FUCK

 

[Guest]

FUCK

ME!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease

And I love the places that we go
And I love the people that you know
And I love the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I love the powder on your nose

I like the freckles on your chest
And I like the way you like me best
And I like the way you're not impressed
While you put me to the test
I like the white stains on your dress

And I love the way you pass the check
And I love the good times that you wreck
And I love your lack of self-respect
While you passed out on the deck
I love my hands around your neck

I like your pants around your feet
And I like the dirt that's on your knees
And I like the way you still say please
While you're looking up at me
You're like my favourite damn disease

And I hate the places that we go
And I hate the people that you know
And I hate the way you can't say no
Too many long lines in a row
I hate the powder on your nose

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ME!

It's always about you, isn't it????

 

[Guest]

It's always about you, isn't it????

No, I'm a giver, I am.

Lou

P.S. Fuck YOU!

 

[McKenna]

To the Bi-otch who cut me off at the mall --I hope your tits shrivel up like two prunes!


Grrrrrrrr.

 

[McKenna]

Oh, and by the way, I think she is pathetic and you're even more pathetic for thinking you can't do any better. Needing and being needed in that context is another term for co-dependence. For a smart man, you're rather stupid.

Grrrrrrrrr.

 

[English Lady]

mmmmm sex. I love sex...especially when I get double portions!

 

[RebeccaLeah]

double.....

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Edit cause I'm an idiot...anyway....McKenna your avs are luscious.

 

[McKenna]

Edit cause I'm an idiot...anyway....McKenna your avs are luscious.

BTW, re your and Mat's earlier posts, don't worry about taking over. This thread is open. Blurt out what you want!



Blurt:
I seriously sometimes wonder who's cyberfucking who behind the scenes here at AH. I have my guesses. Hmm.......

 

[English Lady]

Now Mckenna's got me wondering too...........

 

[impressive]

Blurt:
I seriously sometimes wonder who's cyberfucking who behind the scenes here at AH. I have my guesses. Hmm.......

Me, too.

 

[McKenna]

I once stole a box of condoms from a sex shop in Amsterdam.

 

[impressive]

I used to skip church to go to a neighbor boy's house and fool around.

 

[Guest]

Blurt:
I seriously sometimes wonder who's cyberfucking who behind the scenes here at AH. I have my guesses. Hmm.......

I can, hand on my heart, say that I am not CYBERfucking anyone behind the scenes here at the AH. I can say that very truthfully.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

I really don't understand what the big deal is with being a "twat." I try to get it, but I don't. Does this mean I'm not in the "in" crowd?

No, it just means you're not a "Twat!"

 

[Guest]

Funny you should have posted right after I just said what I did, Lew.

Hahaha!!!