Isolated Blurt Thread

[Samandiriel]

hold me, I'm scared...
It's coming down the hall....oh.

no biggie. It's just the Nurse. Someone musta hit the call button...

take my hand.....omg!!! is she wearing an oxygen mask???

 

[Belegon]

take my hand.....omg!!! is she wearing an oxygen mask???

yeah, doctors orders...something about the lungs being deformed by the constant pull of gravity on those *ahem* adornments on her upper torso.

 

[Samandiriel]

yeah, doctors orders...something about the lungs being deformed by the constant pull of gravity on those *ahem* adornments on her upper torso.

Yikes...I thought her knees were all swollen?

She must have dozed off in the sponge bath as well, check out the wrinkles.

 

[Belegon]

Yikes...I thought her knees were all swollen?

She must have dozed off in the sponge bath as well, check out the wrinkles.

nah the wrinkles are from the liposuction...they are scheduled to remove some of the skin...

or it could be from all the lost sleep. Being woken up every half-hour by the ding-ding and the clackity clack out back...

 

[Samandiriel]

nah the wrinkles are from the liposuction...they are scheduled to remove some of the skin...

or it could be from all the lost sleep. Being woken up every half-hour by the ding-ding and the clackity clack out back...

Well I just hope she doesn't doze off somewhere and they mistake her for a corpse, waking up in the morgue can be frightening.....I know from experience.

 

[Belegon]

Well I just hope she doesn't doze off somewhere and they mistake her for a corpse, waking up in the morgue can be frightening.....I know from experience.

I told you that drawer was a bad place for a nap, silly...


They won't make that mistake...they all know her because she is apparently sleeping with the best plastic surgeon in town.

of course, in a town that size he is also the local taxidermist and principal of the remedial school. (word is that's how she passed chemistry)

 

[Samandiriel]

I told you that drawer was a bad place for a nap, silly...


They won't make that mistake...they all know her because she is apparently sleeping with the best plastic surgeon in town.

of course, in a town that size he is also the local taxidermist and principal of the remedial school. (word is that's how she passed chemistry)

Really? I thought she donated the sea hag for a research grant...go figure.

I think the surgeon ripped her off.

I do like the wheelchair made by Ducati.

 

[Belegon]

Really? I thought she donated the sea hag for a research grant...go figure.

I think the surgeon ripped her off.

I do like the wheelchair made by Ducati.

Yeah the chair is cool...and she does have a cute girlfriend.

oh and her ears...she can hear an ass being slapped from a half mile away.

I guess she's alright....

 

[Samandiriel]

Yeah the chair is cool...and she does have a cute girlfriend.

oh and her ears...she can hear an ass being slapped from a half mile away.

I guess she's alright....

I hope so...I should give her some makeup tips perhaps?

I made her a special Prune/bran cake for the big day. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Belegon]

I hope so...I should give her some makeup tips perhaps?

I made her a special Prune/bran cake for the big day. It's the gift that keeps on giving.

cool...it'll be the perfect compliment to my industrial sized barrel of Metamucil I had sent FedEx...

 

[Guest]

Stupid broken technology...and time zones.

4 hoursa day on tha phone from London to USA is stupid technology

You gotta be tha luckiest bitch alive

 

[Innocuous1]

where did all the random go???

Chaos theory states that a butterfly flapping it's wings in Brazil can cause an erection at my computer desk.

 

[rgraham666]

33,0005! Yay!

I'll take my positive affirmations where ever I can get them.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The only two things keeping me form going gay right now:

1) women look so damn good naked

2) All the men I know are raving idiots.

 

[cloudy]

The only two things keeping me form going gay right now:

1) women look so damn good naked

2) All the men I know are raving idiots.

not all.

 

[zeb1094]

The only two things keeping me form going gay right now:

1) women look so damn good naked

2) All the men I know are raving idiots.

Gee thanks!

 

[damppanties]

The only two things keeping me form going gay right now:

1) women look so damn good naked

2) All the men I know are raving idiots.

Yes, but I'm still not a lesbian. Shoot me.

 

[zeb1094]

Yes, but I'm still not a lesbian. Shoot me.

Ok, where would you like to be shot with my built in gun?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The only two things keeping me form going gay right now:

1) women look so damn good naked

2) All the men I know are raving idiots.

Sorry, had a long night of very frustrating women, and by "all the men I know" I am limiting it to those that I know in meat space, .... well ok, 2 exceptions but they are homophobically straight.

Any guys I know on-line, no offense.

 

[zeb1094]

Sorry, had a long night of very frustrating women, and by "all the men I know" I am limiting it to those that I know in meat space, .... well ok, 2 exceptions but they are homophobically straight.

Any guys I know on-line, no offense.

. .

 

[damppanties]

Ok, where would you like to be shot with my built in gun?

*cough*



On second thought, just wire my brain so that I can lust after women please.

 

[zeb1094]

*cough*



On second thought, just wire my brain so that I can lust after women please.

An arrow to my heart!

 

[damppanties]

An arrow to my heart!

*plucks out arrow between thumb and finger*

On third thought, just wire my brain so that I can lust after women too please?

 

[zeb1094]

*plucks out arrow between thumb and finger*

On third thought, just wire my brain so that I can lust after women too please?

But the pain remains...

 

[damppanties]

But the pain remains...

*places a chaste little kiss on the heart*

There you go.